The Jordan curve theorem states that a non-self intersecting continuous loop in the plane(i.e. a Jordan Curve) divides the plane into an interior and exterior region.
To prove the theorem, we shall us proof by fucking obviousness. It's a closed loop, of course there's going to be an outside and inside. Humans have been making borders and fences for millenia and this still needs to be proven?? What am I supposed to say? It's so bloody obvious!
It's like trying to prove 1+1=2. Why the fuck is this even a theorem? Not even worth to be a Lemma or Corollary tbh. This trivial ass bitch.
To prove the theorem, we shall us proof by fucking obviousness. It's a closed loop, of course there's going to be an outside and inside. Humans have been making borders and fences for millenia and this still needs to be proven?? What am I supposed to say? It's so bloody obvious!
It's like trying to prove 1+1=2. Why the fuck is this even a theorem? Not even worth to be a Lemma or Corollary tbh. This trivial ass bitch.
"Yo man, you heard of Jordan Curve Theorem? How do I prove it for our upcoming exam", asked John, he was found dead, cut in 25 pieces, by the police after 4 days.
by geno singh March 12, 2024
Get the Jordan Curve Theoremmug. Oh, by the way, you don't call him daddy do you? Please... Please tell me that you don't. It would be funny if you did. Borderline hilarious. But, it would make me sad...
Hym "Yeah, I couldn't do it. I told you about the time the brothel madam tried to set me up with her friend (who shared my mothers name), right? That shit just kind of weirded me out, you know? So, eventually this chick gets engaged, right? She's a project director at a different program (because it's not a home for the retards, it's a "program"), right? Why is a project director being scheduled to work at another project director's program for 1 hour when there is only 1 crip-er 'client'? Well, the crappable is attached to a fat meaty dickle, of course. To cheat on her fiance with one of the retards. So... I donno... Is that a win or a loss for me?
Hym "Yeah, I couldn't do it. I told you about the time the brothel madam tried to set me up with her friend (who shared my mothers name), right? That shit just kind of weirded me out, you know? So, eventually this chick gets engaged, right? She's a project director at a different program (because it's not a home for the retards, it's a "program"), right? Why is a project director being scheduled to work at another project director's program for 1 hour when there is only 1 crip-er 'client'? Well, the crappable is attached to a fat meaty dickle, of course. To cheat on her fiance with one of the retards. So... I donno... Is that a win or a loss for me?
Cus it's definitely a loss for the fiance... I mean, she's got 4 kids. One of which is disabled. He has probably bought them school clothes at some point by now. Does he not have a right to know? Should I tell them? Let's go to the boyfriends. Tell them: Your dick is small so you're social worker girlfriends (who are (second only to nurses) statistically more likely to cheat) are fucking one of the retards at the programs. Hey, remember the day she told you 'No, actually I have to go to this other house for a training shift'? That was the exact day she fucked him. Got her little pussy stretched. By a retard. Only one of them consented to it. Can you guess who? Give you a hint. The retard is legally incompetent and, therefore, couldn't have consented. Still don't know? It was YOUR WIFE! YOUR WIFE FUCKED A RETARD BEHIND YOUR BACK! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!! Ho! That. is. rich. Damn... Alright... I'm going to bed. Tell Jordan I said 'Hi'... And not the one you're thinking of but the other one."
by Hym Iam January 7, 2023
Get the Jordanmug. Anglophone unisex given name and surname. Derives from the river Jordan in the Middle East. Women with this name are beautiful and kind-hearted, men with this name are strong and confident.
by VardanMarutyan October 10, 2025
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan is Jordan. Little Jordan gets friend zoned all the time, especially by guys that names start with F, and A. Her love life may not be what she hoped for, but.... thats it there is no but. Jordan if you're reading this, I love you and me and Adan may be your only love but thats okay. And... Well... IDK... CYA!!
Little Jordan
She got friend zoned today
Little Jordan
It hurt her to the bone you say
Little Jordan
What are you gonna do now
Nowww Nowwww
Shes gonna cry cry cryyyy
In the corner
Shes gonna cry in the corner
She got friend zoned today
Little Jordan
It hurt her to the bone you say
Little Jordan
What are you gonna do now
Nowww Nowwww
Shes gonna cry cry cryyyy
In the corner
Shes gonna cry in the corner
by ILoveJordan123 December 12, 2018
Get the Jordanmug. 
Holy goddess (gender unknown) Everyone (like 4 people pog) called him cute (dolesn't know what he looks like) Has no friends and is very unoriginal and not funny. Overall a terrible person who terrorized someone with an alternate discord account named Count Olaf! He owns an enchanted orphan sanctuary.
by Countielovesjordan March 20, 2020
Get the Jordanmug. 