A fat guy who drives full size pickups with small engines. Compulsive ass talker. Makes $21 an hour. America’s #1 Parts consultant.
“Jimmy drives a V6 Ram, you’d expect more from a guy who makes $21 an hour.”
“You car has 137k miles, you said 67k! Don’t be a Jimmy”
“You car has 137k miles, you said 67k! Don’t be a Jimmy”
by Person1827296228344 November 8, 2018

by Low Fat Tub O’ Lard February 8, 2018

A man who talks softly and so smooth, you don't even know when he is talking about you. Even if you are in the same room. Also responsible for bringing about the next trend in fashion material.
"Dude, that guy just got jimmy velveteened .......what a clueless twatcicle."
"I thought he and I were friends until I heard him jimmy velvet me."
"Who the fuck you think you are that you can talk about me like that!?"
"I'm motherfucking jimmy velvet, go fuck yourself.
"I thought he and I were friends until I heard him jimmy velvet me."
"Who the fuck you think you are that you can talk about me like that!?"
"I'm motherfucking jimmy velvet, go fuck yourself.
by Skankbreathe July 11, 2017

by DeeMiane November 16, 2020

Jimmy also known as Jamie is a stunning sexy man w his lickable 6 pack. He is a very nice (totally not awkward) being. He also has rumours of having a 89.56739210 dong
Guy 1: ‘‘Hey that guy over there is pretty non jimmy garden’s’.
Guy 2: ‘’I know right he’s so cool’’.
Guy 2: ‘’I know right he’s so cool’’.
by Oscar female August 2, 2021

Jimmy is one of the most nicest and funniest guys you will every meet. Whenever you are near him you will always feel comfortable around him no matter what he is completely understanding and when you ask him something he will always reply to you. he is very amazing in many ways that you can dream of. So ladys make sure to keep jimmy close to you at all times no matter what!
by GraceCrusader October 8, 2019
