J-Teez

The Act Of Jizzing All Over Some Titties

I Was Getting Some Head When I Decide To Pull Out And J-Teez The Bitch

by J-Teezer August 1, 2009

J. Linz

A math teacher in which it is impossible to pass his class.
Also, a golf instructor for the school golf team.

Urban dictionary please approve of this add because I didn't use a first name (:

J. linz is really hot, but it is impossible to pass his class. Hahaha.

by StudentxD June 26, 2009

J-Bardin

When someone does something crazy.

Holy shit! He's pulling a J-Bardin, he's walking across the telephone wire!

by jackelcrabs July 1, 2009

J-Shap

One who shines in an employment interview. One who defies all trends, core competencies, and rises to immortal status within a 1 hour period. One who "dabbles" in "projects" musically. One who excels in the area of ladies perfume sales. One who is apparently part of the team before they are part of the team.

"Hey.....you go in there and you J-Shap the HELL out of the MF'ers and you OWN that job.......when you are ready.....when you are ready"

by Rocky Balboa of the Links February 24, 2010

fro-j

What is it? It's simply frozen orange juice in a cup.

Place OJ in freezer, attain fro-j.

by Jetty Pathat January 19, 2010

i/j

Inside joke.

"Their i/j was so stupid."

by whagwan October 23, 2009

j dunn

perpetual awesomness.. the hottest shit that old man never stomped out on the porch... the antichrists nightmare... the poon handler.. johnny fuckin dungeon

lisa: hey did you hear that new j dunn album just dropped?
sarah: hell yeah! he's so fuckin hot i wanna do him right now in his money pit!

by kevin x mccallister January 19, 2011