That state next to that one with the maple syrup...
Part of Massachusetts and Friends (New England).
Part of Massachusetts and Friends (New England).
by Eric Dion March 17, 2004
Get the New Hampshire mug.Good Ol' New Canaan Right? No not right its actually kinda sad actually!! Lets see why hmmm..ino because the kids that live there don't respect the area in which they live!! They take every little thing for granted! They dont understand that people dream of being rich of course the kids there dont have to!! Why you may ask, because they dont know what a dream is because supposedly they are already living in it!! But that dream isnt all glitz and glamour as many people think!! No instead the kids living here have no lives so they waste themselves by getting high or drunk! But why would anyone do that when they have everything? Because they believe they really do have troubles!!! They think because they didnt get the car they asked for that their lives will end so they turn to some type of drug! Sad isnt it! For all the real people out their the glitz and glamour of the rich and famous isnt that great mainly, because they forget who they are, because they were never anyone to begin with!! For all you sad pathetic kids that live or go to a private school within new Canaan ask yourselves Why? Why the hell do you tear people apart not from each other but you tear those people apart from the inside out! I mean look at what you write about eachother!! Of course your too pathetic yourselves to face that person face to face!! For the neighboring towns dont be offend by the New Canaan High kids because they cant be that great because most of them were rejected by the Private Schools in the area and thats why they sadly are going to the public school in town!! Not saying that public school is bad They are much better then private but to be living in New Canaan its only acceptable for their parents status for them to be going to Private! Thats right the kids in New Canaan their parents only hope for them was to show them off, but not much to show off if they are going back and forth from rehab!! Of course sometimes private school is worse when kids actually think their world is so horrible that they take their education for granted and get drunk at school!! News Flash: No one in the real world gets drunk at school! Why? Because kids in the real world work hard for their grades and it doesnt matter how much money their parents have its about how hard they work!! Welcome to the real world New Canaan, where the rest of the world laughs at your expense!!
Of course their are the rare and few New Canaaners that are real but those are the people who have lived with their parents when they had nothing and slowly worked their way up the Social Ladder!! Of course those people are signaled out and made fun of because they are too smart for New Canaan and everyone else is jealous that those kids actually had a life!!
All will be well when New Canaan's Youth becomes part of the World and I mean the Real World!! Of course that may never happens, for they believe they are in the Real World but really they will get job opps from their parents or parents friends who feel bad for the pathectic life of those grown up kids!!
Of course their are the rare and few New Canaaners that are real but those are the people who have lived with their parents when they had nothing and slowly worked their way up the Social Ladder!! Of course those people are signaled out and made fun of because they are too smart for New Canaan and everyone else is jealous that those kids actually had a life!!
All will be well when New Canaan's Youth becomes part of the World and I mean the Real World!! Of course that may never happens, for they believe they are in the Real World but really they will get job opps from their parents or parents friends who feel bad for the pathectic life of those grown up kids!!
New Canaan ever heard of the Real World! Thats right you will be rejected from the real world!! Too Bad!!
by Wouldn't you like to know April 23, 2005
Get the new canaan mug.Place where massholes like me go when we can afford to live in Massachusetts anymore. Living in housing and being poor sucks.
by massgirl4lyfex15 October 8, 2007
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New England is an old grouping of states in the northeastern region of the U.S. It has traditionally consisted of Maine, New Hampshire, Vermont, Massachusetts, Rhode Island, and Connecticut. On rare occasions, New York, and even parts of New Jersey have been considered New England (Connecticut Puritans founded many towns in these states).
--Massachusetts Does NOT Have Friends--
New England is NOT "Massachusetts and friends." Most of the other New England states want nothing to do with those snobby, arrogant Massholes and their sucky driving habits. Go clog up your own retail outlets, seriously. Also, Boston's influence is very small and barely extends into extreme southeast New Hampshire--the rest of these five states has nothing to do with it at all: Boston tends to overstate its importance.
--The Connecticut Debate--
It is debatable whether or not Connecticut really belongs in New England--the western and southern parts of that state are pretty much indistinguishable from New York. On the shoreline of southern Connecticut, you can see the skyline of Manhattan on the horizon--tons of people work there and go there on the weekends for shopping and baseball games. Connecticut is NOT "down" with Massachusetts, nor will it ever be. So, I guess it's not REALLY New England, but it sort of looks like it in places. Connecticut seems more like a Mid-Atlantic state with its ties to New York and northern New Jersey.
New England is an old grouping of states in the northeastern region of the U.S. It has traditionally consisted of Maine, New Hampshire, Vermont, Massachusetts, Rhode Island, and Connecticut. On rare occasions, New York, and even parts of New Jersey have been considered New England (Connecticut Puritans founded many towns in these states).
--Massachusetts Does NOT Have Friends--
New England is NOT "Massachusetts and friends." Most of the other New England states want nothing to do with those snobby, arrogant Massholes and their sucky driving habits. Go clog up your own retail outlets, seriously. Also, Boston's influence is very small and barely extends into extreme southeast New Hampshire--the rest of these five states has nothing to do with it at all: Boston tends to overstate its importance.
--The Connecticut Debate--
It is debatable whether or not Connecticut really belongs in New England--the western and southern parts of that state are pretty much indistinguishable from New York. On the shoreline of southern Connecticut, you can see the skyline of Manhattan on the horizon--tons of people work there and go there on the weekends for shopping and baseball games. Connecticut is NOT "down" with Massachusetts, nor will it ever be. So, I guess it's not REALLY New England, but it sort of looks like it in places. Connecticut seems more like a Mid-Atlantic state with its ties to New York and northern New Jersey.
At a bar, on vacation in some warm sunbelt state:
Masshole: Wheah ah you from?
Me: I'm from New England.
Masshole: Oh, so yuah a sawx fan?
Me: Actually, I'm from western Connecticut, and everyone there likes New York teams.
Masshole: New Englanduh my ass! You can't call ya self a New Englanduh! Fahk you, go Sox! Yankees ah a bunch a fahkin' queahs! Connecticut is paht of New Yahk, not New England!
Masshole: Wheah ah you from?
Me: I'm from New England.
Masshole: Oh, so yuah a sawx fan?
Me: Actually, I'm from western Connecticut, and everyone there likes New York teams.
Masshole: New Englanduh my ass! You can't call ya self a New Englanduh! Fahk you, go Sox! Yankees ah a bunch a fahkin' queahs! Connecticut is paht of New Yahk, not New England!
by Yes, I'm from Connecticut. April 9, 2009
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City life more plentiful then beaches a great all around place none the less. Though the Inbread population is slightly higher than lots of other urban areas the people are of a wide assortment more Spanish than African decendents.
This state is a cross between European establishment and Irish Government well centered and highly political theres no wonder why the winters can be cold and very long.
Known for skiing and dieing leaves(foliage)its a great tourist atraction and a PERFECT place to purchase and sell real real estate.
High in the mountains building space highly marketable due to views a 5% rural increase in Medium North to Northern New Hampshire whould no doubt domino effect the state.
Presently lacking factory work due to china jobs aren't as abundent as in the past.
City life more plentiful then beaches a great all around place none the less. Though the Inbread population is slightly higher than lots of other urban areas the people are of a wide assortment more Spanish than African decendents.
This state is a cross between European establishment and Irish Government well centered and highly political theres no wonder why the winters can be cold and very long.
Known for skiing and dieing leaves(foliage)its a great tourist atraction and a PERFECT place to purchase and sell real real estate.
High in the mountains building space highly marketable due to views a 5% rural increase in Medium North to Northern New Hampshire whould no doubt domino effect the state.
Presently lacking factory work due to china jobs aren't as abundent as in the past.
by Eriw November 14, 2007
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