Ignoriance of the weed

Stonerfication of "Ignorance," but includes an active, willful element as pertains to non use of marijuana.
Often a playful, chiding reprimand intended to provoke immediate inhalation of marijuana smoke.

Katie: "I charge you with ignoriance of the weed!"
Lisa: "I refute it thus:" *Takes a toke* *Blows the smoke*

by k80theshade February 18, 2025

Weed-Drawals

When you haven’t had any of the wacky-tobacky for a day and you start feeling every single emotion on the spectrum.

Joe: Are you okay?
Me: No, I’m having major weed-drawals...
Joe: Weed-drawals?
Me: JUST SHUT UP AND FIND ME A FUCKING NUGGET! *sobs uncontrollably in fetal position*

by Weedla August 21, 2018

pimp weed

a pimp smokeing weed

that pimp was so doing the pimp weed! he's G

by coreyyy♥ August 7, 2008

blue moon weed

blue moon weed is when you smoke weed under the full moon while blue balling yourself while masturbating

yooo dude it was such a blast last night i had the best blue moon weed ever!

by paneshroud December 22, 2023

german weed wacker

A sex act that involves a ZZ Top level bush and a man well endowed enough to do the helicopter. The man then uses the helicopter to push the bush out of the way enough to find the promised land

Steve: hey man how was that girl last night?

Frank: it was good but I had to German Weed Wacker my way through it

by German weed wacker April 13, 2017

Weed

Marijuana. Also known as pot or Cannabis.

Yo, I don't remember anything last night. All I just know is that I got high off of weed and then ended up in my ex's bedroom the next morning.

by unicornz_of1ove May 28, 2018

Farmer weed

The smell of weed which has the smell of a farm. Smells like hay or a barn with a hint of horse shit.

Wow that's some farmer weed, it reminds me

by Money_bag May 5, 2020