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ham slapper

a person who loves to have fun, often with friends and family
"i am a ham slapper, and i'm here to say:
that i love to have fun every day"
by fun haver August 30, 2015
mugGet the ham slappermug.

Vagina ham

The worst type of female genital abuse when you get abducted and wake one day with"vagina ham," i.e. a thick newer inner labia that resembles a fucked up drawn flower, covered vagina grooves that then moreso resemble "apple pie" consistency, and a donut-esque squishy covering where your cervix is located.

Probably done by someone trying to trap you in a place to drug you because you're a threat to them and they can't exist without using and exploiting vagina.
I stayed with my creep as dad for a few months and got vagina ham.

That dude literally got so threatened by me and a mental prowess that he gave me vagina ham.

My family was afraid that I'm gay, and I am... but I got vagina hammed before I could come out.

Some horrible abduction happened to me and now I'm vagina hammed.

I got trapped at my parents' house after moving back and then got vagina hammed, then I got drugged and abused for years.
by h84cvltlyfe February 17, 2022
mugGet the Vagina hammug.

ham n cheese

going HAM but with a side of cheese.
Jim: Yo, we goin Ham tonight?

Mike: Nah dawg, we goin Ham N Cheese!!
by mexicannig69 May 11, 2012
mugGet the ham n cheesemug.

Ohio ham sandwich

When you are receiving a mouth hug and the person giving the mouth hug vomit on your genitals.
Sally was giving John a BJ and all of sudden she stop. John asked Sally "why did you stop?" Then Sally does a Ohio ham sandwich on John's junk. Both of them let out a long, Eeeew.
by geekyandfreaky December 24, 2015
mugGet the Ohio ham sandwichmug.

HAM

Hey guys, I went ham on that girl from the bar I met last night.
by Bobby joe finkle March 30, 2015
mugGet the HAMmug.

Ham cabbage

An overused vagina that has excessive labia resembling a cabbage head made from ham.
My wifes vagina looks like a ham cabbage!!
by N8 cv35 June 18, 2019
mugGet the Ham cabbagemug.

Sam I Ham

"I am Sam, Sam I Ham"

"Have you seen Sam I Ham today?"
by Shanspareigon April 23, 2024
mugGet the Sam I Hammug.

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