a Combination of an Orgasm and the Fear of Shad Speed, This combined makes a Shad-gasm, a very hilarious way to show fear among a group of people, mainly used by friends and relationships.
Person 1: I just had a Shad-gasm.
Shad: Thats what im here for ;)
Person 2: Thats just sick xD
A vagina that has been in disuse for a number of years; personal hygiene has always been a bit of a grey area for the owner of the Gash Pasty. The flaky outside, combined with with a not-so delicious greasy, meaty filling resembles a pasty. Of course, not all pasties smell like rancid cheese.
Tim: That was the worstgashpasty i've ever eaten out. From now on, I'm vegetarian.
lead singer of punk pop band all time low; extremely fuckable; commonly seen with gorgeous hair, super skinnies, and a beanie; voice of an angel; rockin bod; sexy to the utmost extreme; causes erection to any male/female who witnesses his perfection.
1. wow, alex gaskarth makes me bone so much.
2. that atl guy, alex gaskarth sounds great, id totes sex him any day!
The razor-thin, paper toilet seat covers dispensed in public restrooms with the sole intention of deluding the user's basic hygienic standards, enabling him or her to โtake up throneโ in a creepy bathroom stall.
"I had to crap so bad that I covered my mouth and nose, waded through what looked like bile on the gas stations bathroom floor, kicked open the stall door, pulled out one of those ass gaskets from the dispenser, and calmly sat upon the fidgeting toilet seat."
Charles Gasparino is an American journalist,
blogger, occasional radio host, and former
circus performer. During his circus performing
years he was used in the midget toss
competition, at one point being tossed 40 feet
by his act partner John "the Midget Tosser"
Helman, which set a Guinness world record. He
frequently serves as a hedge fund shill panelist
on the Fox Business Network program segment
The Cost of Freedom and the stocks/business
news program Cashin' In.
Let Charles Gasparino know that his wifeโs boyfriend is here to pick her up