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Five Beer The Bad News

To get tipsy/drunk with someone before talking about something serious and possibly negative to gather your courage and to calm them down.
Got laid off work today. Better five beer the bad news to my wife.
by Sapphire 13 April 10, 2019
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Flying Nun High Five

The act of two males(possibly females) running towards eachother. Upon meeting, they jump in the air, feet first, with their legs spread. Idealy their legs straddle eachothers bodies making it possible for their lower genitalias to collide. As seen on Jackass 3.5 the movie with Bam Margera and Ryan Dunn.
Those guys just did the Flying Nun High Five and totally smashed their balls together.
by DJ Pleasures December 31, 2011
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Five Nights at Freddy's movie

something everyone has been waiting for, for years.
person in 2015: omg i cant wait for the Five Nights at Freddy's movie to come out !
same person in 2023: ...
by vinnyoml June 11, 2023
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five fingers in my ass

when a person has five fingers in their ass, visibly associating sex or other.
"five fingers in my ass" is written like a first person view, "there is 5 fingers in your ass" as a 3rd person view, it associates sex or other.

bill: hey jared how ya doing
jared: nothing much, also I seemingly have to point out that there's 5 fingers in my ass and I am being fucked by a anonymous person of undefined gender.
bill: oh alright
by turtlesaredumb42069 February 13, 2022
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I need five volunteers

I need five volunteers is a slang way of saying I need five people for a firing squad to execute someone.
Student: talking to dam much.

Teacher: I'm trying to give a lesson could you please be quit.

Student: I don't give a fuck about school or you so fuck off.

Teacher: Alright then, Class I need five volunteers.

Student: What you need that for.

Teacher: Fuck around and find out.
by Gas Mask Lary August 14, 2021
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Your mum for five minutes

A humorous response to someone who ask you what your going to do with your cash
John: Hey what would you buy for one pound eighty

Billy:Your mum for five minutes
by Fingerblaster43 December 31, 2016
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late night high five

Late night high fives, it’s a late night and the only girl you can get with is a high 5...
Dude 1: Bruh why are you still up
Dude 2: you know I’m just out getting a late night high five
by he April 22, 2020
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