February 22

it’s when the most gorgeous, caring, loyal person was born! Make sure to stay on they’re good side or they will ruin you

Them: omg that girl was born on February 22 she is the most gorgeous person ever!

by agvd_ November 23, 2021

February 10

This is the day your soon to be gf/bf was born go kiss them and tell them you love them

“Hey uhh you know what day it is?”
“Can I get a kiss?”
“
Sure I guess it’s your birthday because! It’s February 10”

by Ace Park November 1, 2021

February 5th

Tell an overly specific story on the internet. Overshare about some random thing that happened a long time ago. Go crazy, give EVERY detail.

It's February 5th, you know what that means, time to tell Reddit how one time I ate five burritos from Taco Bell and the proceeded to shit on my kitchen counter.

by Fuzzy_Hedgehogs December 23, 2021

No Finger February

No finger February. Like no nut November, except it's for vaginas and Februarys.

Girl: It's no finger February
Guy: What's that?
Girl: NNN for girls

by matthewgraygubler'swife November 17, 2019

February 28th

Type Matthew the beginning of the Bee movie script day. Every February 28th you can send a known Matthew the beginning of the Bee movie script

February 28th example

According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry?
- Adam?
- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!

by Oooh yeh March 1, 2022

February 24th

This is the day when you are really fucked up, especially if it's 2022, and if you live in Ukraine. Respect to all the legends that survived this day in Ukraine

Oh fuck the war is about to start. What day is it?
February 24th of 2022

by Klopan Rin June 8, 2024

February 22

Usually a girl named Tess’s birthday and OH BOY that girl can be annoying

Oh... it’s her birthday February 22

by You’re boi November 5, 2019