An extremely large yet very specific unit of measurement. It is an amount of some object that difficult to hold or carry to the point where one could not hold or carry a single more unit of said object. Obviously different people have different people have different capacities of holding or carrying; therefore, even though a F-ton is a specific unit of measure it is also an individual dependent variable.
Me: I just bought a F-ton of groceries.
Wife: Really you can't carry anything more.
Me: well, maybe I could carry one more bag.
Wife: then it's not an F-ton you jackass it's just a lot of groceries.
Wife: Really you can't carry anything more.
Me: well, maybe I could carry one more bag.
Wife: then it's not an F-ton you jackass it's just a lot of groceries.
by xccs December 3, 2014
Get the F-tonmug. Person 1:Have you been to professor f's class today
Person 2:yeah i volunteered for a demonstration in class
Person 2:yeah i volunteered for a demonstration in class
by Icemagez March 8, 2019
Get the Professor Fmug. A strategic double penetration sexual act where you full fist the anal cavity and penetrate the vagina with your member at the same time. The powerful climax creates what is called the Gould where the partner has a pleasure seizure.
by Millarchy August 6, 2022
Get the F Gouldmug. What the fuck, how did you find this? I mean- like- you have so many keys on your keyboard, HOW BORED DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO FIND THIS?!
This is true brainrot, in class, at work, who cares? If you found this... You've ascended to a higher rank of boredom, I congratulate you. Whoever you are, you are special, YOU are the special. You walk into the sped class and YOU show them how it's done, you are the king/whatever the fuck you identify as of specialness. God forbid you become bored enough to type letters in this EXACT order.
F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V
This is true brainrot, in class, at work, who cares? If you found this... You've ascended to a higher rank of boredom, I congratulate you. Whoever you are, you are special, YOU are the special. You walk into the sped class and YOU show them how it's done, you are the king/whatever the fuck you identify as of specialness. God forbid you become bored enough to type letters in this EXACT order.
F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V
"I'm F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V'ing it!"
"Aw man, today is so F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V."
"Yo, did you see the F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V yet?"
"Aw man, today is so F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V."
"Yo, did you see the F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V yet?"
by HaltMan May 22, 2025
Get the F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G Vmug. To Fuck around and Find out. To learn by trying; getting one's hands dirty with direct experience; to do, not to read about; to jump in.
Sam needed to repair his lawnmower. Instead of reading the manual he simply F&F'ed until the issue was gone. Saving him time reading, as adding time to the repair.
by Minnesota Man 1919 February 8, 2023
Get the F&Fmug. That type of person who looks to art as an escape from her present and past. Her future confuses her so she tells herself she is stuck in a limbo of which she can't sleep nor love in.
She is the broken type of soul that knows what she wants but is too scared to chase.
She usually has a loud laugh but a quiet heart. If she gets close to somebody it will be for life.
She is the broken type of soul that knows what she wants but is too scared to chase.
She usually has a loud laugh but a quiet heart. If she gets close to somebody it will be for life.
Boy1: I heard the girl who has banta with Becky said no to the party.
Boy2: urgh shes so stuck up doing all her art, pretending its all she has.
Boy1: Yeah, the girl totally is Jane F alright.
Boy2: urgh shes so stuck up doing all her art, pretending its all she has.
Boy1: Yeah, the girl totally is Jane F alright.
by sirEded February 7, 2018
Get the Jane Fmug. Fat & fly as fuck. The basic definition for this is expressing your love for your body, personality, etc.
by idgaf about ur life November 18, 2017
Get the F&fafmug.