by Veetvesyeey64433 April 30, 2022

Fuck a girl during oral sex then lob her at a door and try to get her clunge to land over the door handle.
Ross: Dana that was the best god damn blow job ever!
Dana: I'm glad you enjoyed it.
*Ross lobs Dana at a door*
Ross: FUCKING BULLZ EYE! WHAT A GREAT MEXICAN DOOR KNOBER!
Dana: My hairy mufff hurts now!
Dana: I'm glad you enjoyed it.
*Ross lobs Dana at a door*
Ross: FUCKING BULLZ EYE! WHAT A GREAT MEXICAN DOOR KNOBER!
Dana: My hairy mufff hurts now!
by Danafucker2024782 June 24, 2011

by MissAmerika521 January 25, 2024

A method of sucking your own dick where you sit upside down against a door and open it to force yourself into an acute dick-sucking angle
“I just saw this video on Reddit where a gu—”
“I want to suck my own dick and cum in my gullet”
“what”
“door method”
“I want to suck my own dick and cum in my gullet”
“what”
“door method”
by sloupey April 9, 2023

A bitchin rock band from the late 60s to the early 70s headed by lead vocalist- Jim Morrison, organist- Ray Manzarek, guitarist- Robby Krieger, and drummer- John Densmore. Only had two #1 singles which was Light My Fire and Hello, I Love You, but has mind-blowing tracks such as The End, When the Music’s Over, Love Her Madly, and Riders on the Storm and underrated tracks such as Summer’s Almost Gone, Waiting for the Sun, The Soft Parade, and Hyacinth House. Their popularity was ignited by rebellion as well. Also a great band to listen too while having sex with that special someone.
Me: Black Sabbath and The Doors are the two greatest bands of all time.
Morgan: The Beatles and The Rolling Stones are better.
Me: They are good too but they are for blowing your mind and as for The Doors, your mind is already gone. Furthermore, thats how better The Doors are.
Morgan: The Beatles and The Rolling Stones are better.
Me: They are good too but they are for blowing your mind and as for The Doors, your mind is already gone. Furthermore, thats how better The Doors are.
by Girls ❤️ shafts May 22, 2019

To lift up your top lip to your nose, revealing your front teeth, and letting it flop down, slamming against your two front teeth, making a "ploop" noise.
Kids will laugh their asses off if you slam the door on your teeth. They're very big and beautiful, so it'll be very loud.
by Weirdosis June 12, 2018

"Big Joe went to Fat Tony's mother's house tryin' to start
some bullshit an' got his ass door popped instead."
"Yeah... Fat Tony's mother keeps a .38 in both front
pockets of her apron so Big Joe was proper fucked
before he even stood on the welcome mat."
some bullshit an' got his ass door popped instead."
"Yeah... Fat Tony's mother keeps a .38 in both front
pockets of her apron so Big Joe was proper fucked
before he even stood on the welcome mat."
by Ghost Car Operator April 13, 2021
