Candi

Maia's mom

"Woah look! There's Candi! She's Maia's mom."

by maia'sbestie September 15, 2022

Candy Kennn

November 11th 2001

He’s a bitch his content is shit and why do people follow him and why does he need multiple iPhone 11s??? Candy Kennn is a bitch

by Mason124 July 13, 2020

Candy

Something that is easily accessible and considered plentiful and/or a great deal.

“Oh dude, check out this Jeffrey Dahmer Kush for only $30… That’s fucking candy.”

by HazyHaydn September 25, 2022

candy vanned

to trick someone into going somewhere under false pretences.

person A: "wanna go play dnd"

person B: "sure!"

person A just wants to make out with person B

person B has been candy vanned.

by sixset May 12, 2023

Cotten Candy Clouds

A metaphor for sleeping.

“I’m about to head off to the cotten candy clouds.”

by WalterHartwellWhiteStan June 29, 2022

Eye Candies

Eye Candies Plural As Gurlz That Look Soo Pretty That When You See ‘Em You Can Never Ever Take Ya Eyes Off From Starin’ At ‘Em Like A Kid At A Candy Shop Starin’ At Candy Really Admire ‘Cause Kids Really Like Candy. #EyeCandyAptlyDefined

“Eye Candies As Ever Da Fav Typa Or Kinda Bishes Goonies Gettin’ ‘Em Wooed As Boo & Gettin’ ‘Em Boned.” - Da Goonie, Erstreet Harlem aka Harlem, Flea, & Kiery Weiry.

by Hzr April 21, 2021

closet candy crusher

One who secretly smokes methamphetamine out of hookers buttholes using a special ass bong device. It is like a normal bong except that the bottom is open, allowing the water chamber to be the rectum of said hooker.

Bro: "Yo man I heard Randy is a closet candy crusher. Dude smokes ice out of skank booty."

Bro2: "Damn, I knew I shouldn't have let him borrow my assbong. Oh well YOLO!"

Bro: "Nasty mang, you probably got mouth herpes now."

by the mysterious j September 7, 2013