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moist back door cold front

Drunk, horny hot air balloonists reviewing a poor weather forecast the evening prior to a flight and lubing up for a daisy chain group fuck as a consolation to an early morning balloon flight.
The radar tomorrow looks like shit. Stop at the Walmart and grab their best bottle of silicon lube, looks like the best we’re gonna get out of this weekend is a moist back door cold front.
by Finish Line October 4, 2022
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cold damie

Someone who posts things on facebook and instagram just to get likes and attention from the opposite sex.

A person who knows they love seeing girls act and dress slutty but acts like he doesnt because he thinks that's what they want to see or hear.
You a cold damie for that shit you wrote on fb earlier.
by webster125 August 26, 2014
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Cold hands

Being rusty or having a bad day when playing sports or video games.
"My aim is off because I have cold hands"
by 0hcard October 1, 2022
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Cold Favretto

The act of a male freezing his own feces in a Spongebob Square-Pants mold. The poop must be purple or else is not a cold Favretto.
After Adam woke up he went to the gym but created a cold Favretto first.
by Poop,aster November 22, 2021
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Cold Hanger

Cliff hanger+ left out in the cold

Describes a situation in a show or other episodic narrative in which it would be a "cliff hanger" but the action is "cold" so that the tension does not leave the observer/reader/ watcher feeling like they are "on the edge of their seat" but rather feeling like they have been "left hanging out in the cold."

They have not had the details of the story filled in and there is a sense of building action and anticipation, as in a cliff hanger, but what they have been given leaves them feeling neglected by the author/director of the work that left them feeling as such in a cold way.

"Hanger" in the phrase "Cliff Hanger" is related in the same sense as in "ive been left hung out to dry" or "He left me hanging. " when something is hanging, it has no ground to stand on, hanging is uncomfortable, you are surrounded by empty space.

"cold" in the phrase "left out in the cold" refers to the cold of winter in the absence of a warm fire and room. Everyone else is eating dinner around the table with a warm fireplace beside, and you are standing outside the door, looking in the window, at everyone comfortably enjoying each others company and the meal. And its snowing, probably around -15 degrees, you don't have any gloves or a scarf, so you put your hands deep into your pockets and shrug your shoulders up around your ears. It can also mean "forgotten" but usually it has an intentional connotation. The party has left you standing out there intentionally.
Hey did you watch this weeks episode of Jujustu Kaisen?

Of course! It's not too bad, a bit of a cold hanger though.

Thanks for telling me, Ill save it to watch with next weeks ep if its a cold hanger.
by Oreoketchupchips October 13, 2023
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Stone cold fuckery

That is some stone cold fuckery!
by BonesScrappy August 6, 2023
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Cold One

A crisp cold beer, preferably a can. Normally it is drank with the boys.
by GodKek June 13, 2017
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