1)Offspring of male and female
2)For some people, a mistake.
3)The innocent being that catches their parents in the bedroom.
2)For some people, a mistake.
3)The innocent being that catches their parents in the bedroom.
"THE CHILD STOLE MY CASH AND THREW IT IN THE FIRE!!"
Harley is a child, not a teen...
"tHaT cHiLd Is A miStAkE!"
Harley is a child, not a teen...
"tHaT cHiLd Is A miStAkE!"
by anonymous September 14, 2020
Get the Childmug. 
One partner in a committed relationship that is incapable or unwilling to carry their fair share of the burdens in the relationship: to whit, child rearing; child pick-up/drop-off; household chores; caring for elderly parents; grocery shopping etc. etc. Thereby, making themselves an unfair burden on the capable partner in the relationship. The functional equivalent of another child.
Friend #1
I'd love to go to Happy Hour with you. BUT my Husband took the afternoon off to play Golf, so I have have to pick up both kids, go to the store AND cook dinner.
Friend #2
He's such a Peer Child
I'd love to go to Happy Hour with you. BUT my Husband took the afternoon off to play Golf, so I have have to pick up both kids, go to the store AND cook dinner.
Friend #2
He's such a Peer Child
by ATX-DUDE July 16, 2009
Get the Peer Childmug. by Sheeeeeeesha September 28, 2021
Get the Childmug. My child-in-law is a good person.
by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019
Get the child-in-lawmug. by french fires May 3, 2022
Get the fatherless childmug.