(wind)breaking news

A "saved up" fart dat you make a big deal about --- i.e., excitedly/self-importantly notifying others in your vicinity: "Hey, guess what?!" --- before releasing.

In da infamous and hilarious "baked beans speech", da hapless slow-cooked-legumes-consumer is merely trying to present a simple announcement about da traditional name for da current time of year, but his nearly-constant whizzpopping causes said presentation to become a truly "(wind)breaking news" item!

by QuacksO January 08, 2022

fb break

an excuse for not doing work because you're on facebook or distracted by the internet.

I should be writing a paper right now but I'm on my fb break

by ragermajor June 08, 2012

Break through sex

It’s break up sex, but you are not dating. It is the last time you two have sex.

Charlie: yo, last night together

Lily: we need to make it memorable

Charlie: we should have break through sex

by Yoloerrrrrrr January 24, 2022

Neck breaking seats

The front seats of a movie theater where extended neck muscle straining leaves you sore and wishing for a trip to a chiropractor.

All the good seats are sold out; I guess we'll have to buy the neck breaking seats

by GlueBank January 09, 2020

I don't make the rules; I just break 'em

A statement dat humorously sums up your partner in crime who poses as either a law-abiding citizen or a rules-following employee at a bank, military establishment, government office, etc., so dat he can give you "ins" on valuable items and/or sensitive information.

Tronald Dump took such an arrogant off-handed self-serving view of his job as president dat he would have been a prime candidate for da "I don't make the rules; I just break 'em" saying.

by QuacksO November 08, 2022

Mom Break

A much needed break or vacation for all Moms … even us wonderful SuperMoms need a break from the hubby and kids … and work and laundry and grocery-hell and discipline and cleaning and dusting and yelling and dealing with homework and grades and …

All you Moms out there … you KNOW what I’m saying! :)

Amy: Colleen, it is time to grab the tolerance juice & plan our Mom Break!!! We are in desperate need!!!

Colleen: Hell, yeah! Talk about being exhaustipated! Mom Break 2010!

Tony: PLEASE go … you need a cure for your Bitchassness!

by The Brown Girls May 07, 2010

breaking green

when you pack a bowl or bong or roll a j or blunt and you are the first one to take a hit from it.

Oliver- man I just rolled a nasty j.

Dan- I call breaking the green.

Oliver- No way dude I rolled it Im breaking green

by juicejules October 09, 2007