A bitch who sucks at Friday the 13th game. Has little balls and loves to blind unicorn his boyfriend.
by Sailormoon147 August 10, 2018
Get the Brandonmug. Person 1: Man, Brandon is sure lucky with all these vacations he goes on.
Person 2: Emilie is even luckier! He is surprising her soon with another trip soon!
Person 2: Emilie is even luckier! He is surprising her soon with another trip soon!
by sulla123 November 27, 2021
Get the Brandonmug. The opposite of a "yes, and," a Brandon is a "No, Fuck you!" and adds absolutely nothing to the scene you're in whatsoever.
Keith: "Hello father, how was work today?" Brandon: "I'm not your dad, l'm your unemployed sister in law! Time for my catchphrase!"
by Theno2show May 8, 2023
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon shade is a athletic freak dunking at the age of 13 stands at 5’10 and only in the 8th grade!
He has a big foot and as they say big feet equals big meat and any girl that wants it can get sum
He has a big foot and as they say big feet equals big meat and any girl that wants it can get sum
by Big meat B March 2, 2023
Get the Brandon Shademug. When Brandon Colón goes to a foreign country, restaurant, bar or nightlife establishment and proceeds to rape and pillage locals
by BigBadBillClinton April 2, 2019
Get the Brandon Colónialismmug.