A musical artist or band that a person only listens to in the closet just to avoid the ridicule & laughter from the other 99% of people in the world who hate their music or image.
"Cornelius pretends to like Nine Inch Nails because he wants to mingle with my friends, but Peyton Parrish is his favorite Closet Band. He goes home and flails his arms to his music while dancing to him and everything!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 29, 2023
A band that you love but refuse to share with other or post about out of fear they will blow up on TikTok or other media and will no longer be unique to you.
“I’m so mad, my closet band went viral and I can’t afford their tickets now.”
Friend: “I really like this song, will you send it to me?”
You: “no, this is my closet band”
Friend: “I really like this song, will you send it to me?”
You: “no, this is my closet band”
by Itkillsyou_band November 21, 2023
by Marie-Ange February 22, 2025
by syafinaz confirms that? November 20, 2023
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hus·band
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a married man considered in relation to his spouse.
"she and her husband are both retired"
Was-band:
Ex Husband boyfriend being the same person.
My was-band is making us a dinner reservation for tomorrow night at the local diner.
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hus·band
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noun
a married man considered in relation to his spouse.
"she and her husband are both retired"
Was-band:
Ex Husband boyfriend being the same person.
My was-band is making us a dinner reservation for tomorrow night at the local diner.
by Monkeytrouble77 February 15, 2023
A band kid who sleeps in the band room. They skip every class they have to go practice in the band room and watch dci at night under the sheets. Has a weird obsession over a tech and believes that they are the "chosen one", as in that they are always talking about how they have the inside scoop on the band's events and such. Whenever they encounter another band kid, they try to slither in and clap polyrythms but they just side eye him.
"That guy in the corner playing triple laterals is THE band kid"
"Yeah, I heard he plays genshin impact and justifies it for the music"
"Yeah, I heard he plays genshin impact and justifies it for the music"
by SnoringBufallo66 November 22, 2023
Person 1: Man, I really hate playing soccer. The team is full of douches.
Person 2: Dude, just pull a jazz band and get out of it.
Person 2: Dude, just pull a jazz band and get out of it.
by Anonymous5073 February 15, 2016