I saw Phoebe Bridgers and her Gay Band in concert yesterday!
by Marie-Ange February 22, 2025
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One Man Band

The act of giving yourself fellatio and simultaneously fingering yourself in the ass.
Wow that dude sure loves the smell of his own farts. He is really flexible too. I bet he sits at home at night playing his one man band.
by inagadadavida November 11, 2012
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THE band kid

A band kid who sleeps in the band room. They skip every class they have to go practice in the band room and watch dci at night under the sheets. Has a weird obsession over a tech and believes that they are the "chosen one", as in that they are always talking about how they have the inside scoop on the band's events and such. Whenever they encounter another band kid, they try to slither in and clap polyrythms but they just side eye him.
"That guy in the corner playing triple laterals is THE band kid"

"Yeah, I heard he plays genshin impact and justifies it for the music"
by SnoringBufallo66 November 22, 2023
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Pull a jazz band

(v.) the act of faking an injury to get out of something you don't enjoy
Person 1: Man, I really hate playing soccer. The team is full of douches.
Person 2: Dude, just pull a jazz band and get out of it.
by Anonymous5073 February 15, 2016
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half band kid

A kid named Eric who somehow got sucked into the band kid crowd
Band kid 1: yo who’s this guy?

Band kid 2: oh it’s Eric, he’s a half band kid

Band kid 1: oh sick
by WormSoul December 14, 2022
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radar the band

A group of half lousy gits who scream at eachother.
See those guys over there? That's radar the band!
by The willow wisp April 02, 2023
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