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Brandon

The asshole at the lunch table to waddle over and steal your bagel.
Brandon just stole my bagel dude!
by DonutDealer April 22, 2022
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Brandon

He was so Brandon when he saw that bar-b-que.
by Elcuhhhh October 10, 2021
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Brandon

The opposite of a "yes, and," a Brandon is a "No, Fuck you!" and adds absolutely nothing to the scene you're in whatsoever.
Keith: "Hello father, how was work today?" Brandon: "I'm not your dad, l'm your unemployed sister in law! Time for my catchphrase!"
by Theno2show May 8, 2023
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Brandon Shade

Brandon shade is a athletic freak dunking at the age of 13 stands at 5’10 and only in the 8th grade!
He has a big foot and as they say big feet equals big meat and any girl that wants it can get sum
Brandon Shade is a tall athletic guy
by Big meat B March 2, 2023
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Brandon

A man who pukes after only taking a few drinks/shots, or just puked every time he gets drunk.
“Dude you are such a Brandon

“There goes Brandon puking again”
by Roiduser25 February 24, 2020
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Brandon Rogers

Brandon Rogers is the best youtuber in my opinions. His skills are around comedy-content creations. He works hard to create characters in his own universe which his fandom calls the ‘BRCU’

Some of his most popular characters are Bryce Tankthrust, Bobby Worst, Grandpa and Blah Blah the clown. If you have never seen him on youtube you may have seen him in his tv show called Magic Funhouse which has two seasons.

You may also recognise his voice from an adult-aimed cartoon called Helluva Boss where he voices one of the main characters Blitzo.
‘Have you watched Brandon Rogers new youtube video?’
by blitzzassh0le July 19, 2023
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Brandon Colónialism

When Brandon Colón goes to a foreign country, restaurant, bar or nightlife establishment and proceeds to rape and pillage locals
My friends and I hopped down to Tulum for a little weekend Brandon Colónialism
by BigBadBillClinton April 2, 2019
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