He looks mean on the outside , but deep down inside he has a kind heart for others. He’s the type of guy to have no friends, no girlfriends, just himself. Dating him means dropping your guy best friend, otherwise he will find him and put a bounty on him. Most Brandon’s also have back problems. Perhaps it is because they have to carry that giant phat cock around.
by definitelynotbrandon November 22, 2021
Get the Brandonmug. A bitch who sucks at Friday the 13th game. Has little balls and loves to blind unicorn his boyfriend.
by Sailormoon147 August 10, 2018
Get the Brandonmug. Don't trust him! Fat, midget size ,small dick. Hangs out on dating and hook up sites while in a relationship! Stalker! Cheap! User! Sneaky! Big lier! Likes to take big long huge shits!
by Got the word December 23, 2017
Get the Brandon Gaughmug. Brandon is a good guy and a good friend but has been diagnosed with a bad case dandruff and not sure how much longer he has to live pray for Brandon
by Jytrop March 30, 2022
Get the Brandonmug. When Brandon Colón goes to a foreign country, restaurant, bar or nightlife establishment and proceeds to rape and pillage locals
by BigBadBillClinton April 2, 2019
Get the Brandon Colónialismmug.