static dump

It's that thing where you take a dump and when your poop hits the water you realize you were so electrically charged (static) that you feel the spark in your butt, leg hairs or feet.

Heat must be on because I just took a major static dump!

by GardenGateKeeper January 06, 2016

early dump notice

when your boyfriend or girlfriend start talking about the future and you notice that you arent in it so then you get concerned and ask why am i not in your future? and then they break the bad news, i wasnt planning on being you forever sorry

sarah- hey tom, you know when i get married the guy i want to married to would have to be extremely hot so none of our kids would be ugly

tom- what about me?!?

sarah- oh yea this is your only early dump notice

by demipse February 14, 2010

dump that trump

Includes stupid and dangerous things or people you don't need and should get rid off .

"We should dump that trump on him, he is no good."

by Tewil March 14, 2017

Hide The Dump

A game in which players hide pieces of shit in amusing places.

Dude we played Hide The Dump at the hotel last night, we stuck pieces of shit between the glass and prints in the paintings on the wall.

by dump June 10, 2012

Trump Dump

That shit of the day, that makes you feel like the most powerful person in the universe.

After a long day of work I got home and took a massive Trump Dump. God Bless America!

by MrRogersSweater December 04, 2021

Trump Dump

When you are soo full of shit that an enormous amount of bullshit is leaking outta your shit tunnel.

I took a huge Trump Dump on my buddy Billy. I bent over and just unloaded a giant steaming pile of bullshit down his throat to the point where he accepted it and gobbled it down.

by Elohdaeh November 11, 2020

trump-dump

1) When a person/mammal farts loudly in a crowd of people and everyone just stands there and takes it.

2) How society deals with Donald Trump

Donald sure let a loud trump-dump in the meeting this morning.

by Tubagirl81 October 12, 2017