world cup

a piece of shit tournament that shouldn't even have ever been allowed to be created.

I LOVE YOU GARETH SOUTHGATE

person 1. hey, did you watch the world cup this year?

person 2: yeah, was hoping england would win it for big gaz (gareth southgate).

person 3: same. fuck off croatia mate.

person 4: for the first time i'm happy the french won this, just to stop croatia winning.

by ya mams a hoe July 16, 2018

I slobbered on my sippy cup

Gucci Gang, ooh, yeah, Lil Pump, yeah, Gucci Gang, ooh
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Spend ten racks on a new chain
My bitch love do cocaine, ooh
I fuck a bitch, I forgot her name
I can't buy a bitch no wedding ring
Rather go and buy Balmains
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Spend ten racks on a new chain
My bitch love do cocaine, ooh
I fuck a bitch, I forgot her name, yeah
I can't buy no bitch no wedding ring
Rather go and buy Balmains, aye
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
My lean cost more than your rent, ooh
Your mama still live in a tent, yeah
Still slanging dope in the jets, huh
Me and my grandma take meds, ooh
None of this shit be new to me
Fucking my teacher, call it tutory
Bought some red bottoms, cost hella Gs
Fuck your airline, fuck your company
Bitch, your breath smell like some cigarettes
I'd rather fuck a bitch from the projects
They kicked me out the plane off a Percocet
Now Lil Pump fly a private jet
Everybody screaming "fuck West Jet!"
Lil Pump still sell that meth
Hunnid on my wrist sippin on Tech
Fuck a lil bitch, make her pussy wet
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)

Oof: I love my sippy cup
Bret: yup she do!
Oof: I slobbered on my sippy cup!

by Daddylongleggos July 27, 2018

cheese cake cup

When you jizz in a mason jar then shove it up your girls ass and she breaks it by clenching her ass

I’m gonna give her that cheese cake cup tonight

by Slayrodt July 30, 2018

Empty my cup

The act in which you are given a Blowjob resulting in your cup "penis" is emptied of all cum

Get on your knees and empty my cup

by Shaddrick January 25, 2019

Cup

Something you put dirt in

It’s a cup but with dirt in it, I call it cup of dirt

by Miicheee February 1, 2019

Cup

Why the fuck... It's literally just a cup...

"Hey Gary, what's a cup?"
"Seriously John, my wife is dying."
"Help me Gary"
"It's that thing on the kitchen. Jesus I thought we had something John"
And that is how it was. John got his cup, and Gary sobbed solemnly as his wife died.

by Crocks&Socks February 11, 2019

Cup of Joe

A new Mixed drink From Polk County FL Winter Haven area made by a girl bartender with a French boyfriend.
The drink was named by a Mediterranean guy ordering the drink going by the name Joe or Joey. The bartender let him name the drink.
►Cost$ 6-12 -Plus tip*

-Note: Best to be siped from the rim and chew the ice

►The Recipe

-1/4 Baileys Irish Whisky

-1/4 Kaluha

-1/4 Gosslings

-1/4 Creme de cacao liqueur (preferably chocolate)

-1/2 cup of Crushed or soft ice

*Optional Cream or milk

-Shake and serve

►Substitutions, If the bartender doesn't have the required means

-Goslings can be switched out for any old whiskey Jameson or crown works best Some people try vodka as well

Description And Responses
-Has a sweet coffee and chocolate milk taste (yahoo Nesquick French coffee)
-That's all liquor!?? Wow

-Not for a beer lover.
-Taste good and it's strong. #dangerous
-I'll have four

Chantel: I need a drink that's strong and tasty, like coffee and chocolate

James: Sounds like you want a "Cup of Joe"!
Chantel: bartend il have 2 Cup of Joe's

by MediterraneanMan September 18, 2018