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Turkey dance

When a man is naked, and thrusts his hips, forward and backward, so his cock and balls slap his ass and stomach, and make weird noises.
Right before my husband got into bed he started doing the turkey dance.
by 1991basspro August 30, 2018
mugGet the Turkey dancemug.

Quad Turkey

When you got a thick large dookie in the queue . A dump so fat, it might blow the O ring on the way out.
1. Damn bro, I gotta get home ASAP! Needa dump this quad turkey. 2. Brooo I gotta shit so bad! Think this one’s a quad turkey!
by Quad Turkey August 31, 2022
mugGet the Quad Turkeymug.

Thanksgiving Turkey

When you get your boy on all fours on the dinner table while you and your other boy get balls deep in his ass crack and mouth. Then you cum in a blender and make the “turkey” shit in it as well. Blend the mixture up and use a syringe to stuff it back in the “turkey’s” asshole. Next cover the “turkey” in self tan and put it face first in the oven. Get to work on the turkeys asshole by going balls deep in it for a few more minutes then admire the tired, brown, crunchy turkey.
I invited my son down to watch me and Synjun Thanksgiving Turkey my boy Bryce.
by anonymous January 6, 2025
mugGet the Thanksgiving Turkeymug.

Cold Turkey

When you have take a piss or shit but you can't because your not near a bathroom, so you have to hold it, cold turkey...
Kiauna "Dad i needa piss!"

Dad "gonna have to go cold turkey until we get to a gas station."
by BluesmanPete October 11, 2025
mugGet the Cold Turkeymug.

left-handed turkey sandwich

When your girlfriend has surgery on her right hand so she can’t give you a handy, she makes you a left-handed turkey sandwich and tells you to go to work.
by Wheresmymimi May 13, 2024
mugGet the left-handed turkey sandwichmug.

turkey blasting

the sexual act of using a turkey leg as a butt plug and then eating it out of the anus.
Next weekend I'm going to be turkey blasting my girlfriend all night.
by inkedworker August 27, 2020
mugGet the turkey blastingmug.

Turkey Dildo

A douche canoe who doesn’t respond to mating calls needs to be fucked hard by a turkey dildo.
That bitch hasn’t responded to any of my texts, what a turkey dildo.
by Chimp-Arm May 3, 2024
mugGet the Turkey Dildomug.

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