Turkey Basting

The act of filling up a Turkey baster with a strangers cum and impregnating your wife with it on thanksgiving.
"I love Turkey basting my wife for the government befits"

"Hey baby can you Turkey baste me tonight?"
by Ordinary description May 12, 2025
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Turkey Basting

When a man ejacuates inside of a pregnant woman. More commonly used when the woman is pregnant by a different man
"There goes Patrick, yeah, he's got a thing for turkey basting."
by I.made.dis September 02, 2018
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turkey fingers

if you have no manual dexterity problems, stop telling me your limo is triple parked; all you have to do to is stop being such turkey fingers and learn the phrase "practice makes perfect"
by Sexydimma June 15, 2014
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turkey blasting

the sexual act of using a turkey leg as a butt plug and then eating it out of the anus.
Next weekend I'm going to be turkey blasting my girlfriend all night.
by inkedworker August 27, 2020
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smoked turkey brine

Smoked turkey brine - when you master the art of intaking smoke from a cigarette through your urethra causing your sperm to have a Smokey flavoring similar to pipe tobacco.
Her face was covered in Smoked turkey brine - when you master the art of intaking smoke from a cigarette through your urethra causing your sperm to have a Smokey flavoring similar to pipe tobacco.
by Jethro bo dean November 21, 2023
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turkey tired

"Dude want to go to the movies tonight?"
"Dude no thanks I just had thanksgiving dinner, I'm so turkey tired"
by mdanny November 28, 2008
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