Chuco Taco

When you get your penis red with menstrual fluid then go anal and get a little feces on your penis thus ressembaling a Chicos Taco.

I couldn't eat Chicos Tacos for a month after my extra cheesy Chuco Taco

by kaygee33 September 30, 2015

Taco Police

The new name of all the police in the state of Arizona.

Just because I have a tan, the taco police pulled me over today to make sure I was legal.

by The Amazing Blue September 14, 2010

hot taco

A Mexican lady that gives u a boner that just won't stop, but she is CHEESY on the inside too.

Damn, that chica is one hot taco.

I would totally fuck that hot taco.

by Jacob Nicaragua November 24, 2015

Nappy Taco

Does this really need a definition? It's August 2011 and Nappy Taco has not been entered into the Urbandictionary. Amazing!

Nappy Taco is another name for Vagina. Not a pejorative per se, but not exactly polite either.

Damn you should have seen the way he ate my Nappy Taco. Screw wetback, I was wet all over!

by Pepe Palante August 11, 2011

Taco Hoe

Sluty waitress, hostess, or bartender working at a Taco Mac. Wears their khaki shorts way way short. Guys may even get jobs at particular Taco Mac locations to make their rounds through the Taco Hoes. Customers may also visit a particular Taco Mac for the same results.

Kevin: Dude, are you going over to Mike's apartment to party later?
Randy: Hell yea man. Like ALL the Taco Hoes are gonna be there!

Kevin: Dude, lets go to Taco Mac until Mike gets off work and start the pre-game!

by PassportPledge February 09, 2010

smokin' taco

To apply the term "smokin'", as in an attractive life form of the female gender, with taco, which synonymous with the female genitalia, the vagina.

She's a smokin' taco.

by JesuChristo April 28, 2006

taco-block

v. when you order/make tacos, but end up not being able to enjoy them due to a friend eating what you ordered, wrong ordering, or over-intoxication. comparable to the let down felt when one has been "cock-blocked"

person a: where's my taco, dude?
person b: "crap, i think i just ate it!"
person a: "dude, you fucking just taco-blocked me!"

person 1: "Dude we got you taco bell on our way here"
person 2: "Did you remember to order it with no fiesta?"
person 1: "Oh crap, I forgot"
person 2: "Dude, you totally taco-blocked me!"

person a: "ooh! order me a 5$ box!"
person b: "okay dude"
person a: (passes out, too drunk to eat)
person b: "you passed out, i ate your tacos"
person a: "dammit! I just got completely taco blocked!"

by MelyssaJazz July 17, 2011