glossy taco

SIMPLY NAIL LOGICALS TOP COATS YOU GILTY ANIMAL

NEXT WE GON ADD A GLOSSY TACO

by chicken and chippsssssssss September 5, 2018

Shrimp Taco

The act of having sex with a man who you wouldn't think had a small penis, but did

My friend Emma got totally shrimp taco'd by that hot guy at the bar last night!

by BigNoseBigDick August 9, 2017

taco sprinter

a fast running mexican waiter. often severing up food, drinks, refills or running to show how fast you have to run to get across the border.

HOLY CRAP!!! Did you see that taco sprinter ?!?!? He was like a bullet.

by more salsa April 19, 2006

Taco Police

The new name of all the police in the state of Arizona.

Just because I have a tan, the taco police pulled me over today to make sure I was legal.

by The Amazing Blue September 15, 2010

hot taco

A Mexican lady that gives u a boner that just won't stop, but she is CHEESY on the inside too.

Damn, that chica is one hot taco.

I would totally fuck that hot taco.

by Jacob Nicaragua February 2, 2016

Shit on a taco

An exclamation used to express surprise.

Shit on a taco! that was scary

by taboo fat cat June 17, 2011

taco miracle

Take a huge dump into some pregnant chick's gaping vag before she gives birth.

Jesus was born of a taco miracle.

by The MexiFuck July 22, 2011