Dylan

dylan is a boy that only wants cuddles and kisses from his girlfriend but pretends to be all hard and manly infront of his friends who his girlfriend hates. he may be horny many times a week but after a while you get used to it. he tries to be funny and sometimes succeeds but many times fail so just enlighten them and pretend they are funny. even though they are virgins they like sex and everything that surrounds it so be cautious when deciding to be friends or even speak to them. lastly they are annoying so don’t go near them.

girl 1- should i be friends with dylan?
girl 2- no because he’s annoying and a hormonal teenager that wanks many times a day

by dylanpurcellsmith812 November 2, 2020

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Marlene and dylan

Marlene and dylan are the best couple to ever exist. Everyone wants to be them and can’t wait to be like them. No one can break them up fr, and also Marlene is Dylan’s thicc queen.

Person 1: I’m so jealous of those 2 other there, do you see them?
Person 2: Who Marlene and dylan?

Person 1: Yessss, they are the best couple ever I don’t think they will ever break up!
Person 2: I know I wish I had something like that

by Youwannabelikemarleneanddylan December 23, 2022

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Dylan Gannon

Dylan Gannon is a bloody spaz who likes looking at boats, bikes and cars he also gets pissed off sometimes and starts hitting people

seamus: hey dylan look at this boat exhaust wow

Dylan Gannon: fuck off seamo

by John coll November 5, 2019

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Person 1: “Dude I was just talking to Dylan yesterday.”
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by biggestc3 May 22, 2024

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