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He is maxxamillian vanwilliam petty
by Slayly November 20, 2023
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Jersey City Patty Press

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When you stomp a shit in between someone's teeth.
Did you hear what happened to Zade? They gave him a Jersey City Patty Press
by Hypofox April 8, 2024
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The action of giving a rim job while intoxicated on heroin
The Long Island patty I received yesterday from Jessica was insanely messy and she kept missing my anus because of all of the heroin she took”
by Appalachian Train Master April 10, 2024
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After 1 minute of vigorous intercourse, scream "I need to urinate!" Go to the toilet and try to urinate while standing up and erect, proceed to shit all over the floor.
I did the shitty pitty last night, my missus was so mad. It really soured the mood and now she's left town
by ChesterandtheCat January 22, 2025
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Croatian Frost Patty

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When having sex outdoors in the cold and the male partner's ejaculate hits the ground and freezes solid.
Bro, we did it outside for like two hours, even though it was freezing. We left a huge Croatian Frost Patty out there. Maybe a few, actually. Better watch where you step!
by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025
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Passive agressive petty

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When someone is slick pissed off at you but plays like they aren’t and they do the pettiest things to piss you off and get back at you.
Tom is so passive agressive petty when he turns on the dishwasher while meghan takes a shower so the water shuts off on her leaving shampoo in her hair…..again.
by MamaNasty May 13, 2025
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When you rap your cock in burger meat, and then you cook it on a stove. After cooking the burger meat you give it to an unsuspecting victim.
person 1: Man this burger is great. Person 2: Oh I'm glad you like it, that's a family recipe. Person 1: What's in the recipe. person 2: My Pennsylvania penis patty
by clankerkixbrass April 16, 2026
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