dirty x

Fill a condom with cow shit and then shove it down a mans throat and have him swallow. while your partner nibbles on your sack while squeezing your nipples

Dude, that dirty x last night has my balls sore as fuck.

by Xanthecan August 6, 2022

Dirty Dimitra

Dirty Dimitra is sexting in the workplace getting yourself worked up that you need to sneak out to the toilets with the office dyson hoover to go pleasure yourself.

Anyone know where Madeleine gone? She's doing the Dirty Dimitra!

by BirthdayBoySupreme69 August 6, 2022

dirty cantaloupe

When you are with a group of friends in a bar and leave the table to fuck in the bar restroom after you've had a few drinks.

Jane and Tarzan did the dirty cantaloupe.

by Avery St. John August 6, 2022

Dirty Utah

Where you Jizz into your hand and open hand slap someone across the face while someone video's with a Slo-Mo camera

John: "Me and Joe gave her a Dirty Utah last night."

by Sir Jizz August 6, 2022

Dirty Loma

Where a girl is getting fucked from both ends (a man in the back, a man fucking her mouth) and the man at the front moves to the back and both men put their heads infront of her vagina, when the first man pulls out, she squirts all on the top of their heads, making them shiny and mirror-like.

Man- Hey babe! Me and my friend were wondering if you wanted to do a Dirty Loma tonight?
Woman- Maybe tomorrow babe, we did one the other day.

by URDADWATCHESIFUNNY August 7, 2022

Dirty Tuesday

Dirty Tuesday in the Midwestern region of America is a tradition where basically the peoples of thonse staes who are issued to act like jackasses, idiots, etc. The DIRTY DOZEN peoples also have to travle to every state and eat other foreigners shit and chemical waste. They also have to act like dogs and eat he dogs shit same as the DIRTY DOZEN ANIMALS. OH I also forgot to mention the reason why this tradition is on Tuesday of every yr is bcs of your mom.

Hey igggern._mallj how was you're day???

iggern._mallij: Oh nothin much mike the bike69 i just had to eat you're shit as well as you're dogs man I love Dirty Tuesday! FUCK BRO!

by Scrambled_ggiern.Chicky June 6, 2022

Dirty Ibrahim

When you have a sock up you ass and take a shit and then sniff it.

Hey, did you know that James did a Dirty Ibrahim on emily?

by whave June 7, 2022