Burying my snail

Female masturbation in the office, specifically with a sex toy.

I am too busy to help you right now, I am busy burying my snail, said Cynthia, just give me a little privacy.

by Sasquatch67 March 9, 2016

washed my cup

To wash out ones vagina using the seman from one mans penis while viewing Digital Spy

Oh man, last night I got drunk and "washed my cup" with my girlfriend while she "mowed the lawn" all over me. She even got her friend involved and between us, we all "said hello to the local firemen".

Awesome night out.

by DSers September 28, 2008

That's a visual catalyst to my tastebud irrigation

When you're having a conversation through text and someone makes a nice/positive comment, this is the equivalent to "music to my ears" when you're reading.

S: I promise I'll make you the most delicious bowl ;)
D: That's a visual catalyst to my tastebud irrigation

by D:)))) August 14, 2022

I forgot to make myself my food delivery

When a person forgot someone's food.

What, My truck, I forgot to make myself my food delivery.

by Debskelly1985 June 24, 2023

My Sweet Jamaican Empress

I been up most of the night reminiscing about your sweet sexy smile you all ways make me feel happy when I used to wake up to you with your beautiful baby soft skin. Do you remember how I used to run my fingers up & down that smooth back of yours & the way I used to squeeze you tight?No other woman I come across has a back or ass as smooth & sexy as yours.
I want you to be happy,but remember if Errol should ever fall short you know where I am I know you're not the fool around type you're LOYAL to the Maxx that's why I still love you!

No one else comes close to you My Sweet Jamaican Empress

by Janet21 February 23, 2023

Jerk my load

When one individual accomplishes something knowing that another individual had high intentions of doing so. That person jerked the others load. A mans load is his to jerk, another homie cant come in and jerk the load that was meant to be his.

I just bought a new playstation and I was so excited to open the brand new box, and in comes Leandro to jerk my load by opening it without me!

by JeeJeePee June 24, 2020

creamy cummy in my bottom

creamy cummy in my bottom is when you exploded so hard the cum went up your ass

(3,4% of all tenager will experience this during puberty.) Its totelyrandom when so always be prepared

-oh shit i just creamy cummy in my bottom
-Its okey dude my friends friend also creamy cummy in my bottom

by ellkoplbcoolboy December 7, 2023