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Dick Eater

When a male or female temporarily consume a penis.
Bro did you see what he did last night? Now he's a Dick Eater.
by MISTER PENIS69 February 26, 2018
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Dick day

The day were you can dick down your favorite friend or parents/cousins
Dick day

hey mom today’s dick day
by Papervut June 1, 2021
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Beachy Dick

When someone shoves sandpaper down your dickhole.
Stephanie gave me the worst case of Beachy Dick, when I broke up with her yesterday.
by NigbutTheLegend October 12, 2018
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Carrot Dick

A guy who holds an opportunity out in front of you in hopes of getting laid. Dangling a carrot in front of you over his dick, hence the term "Carrot Dick".
"That guy was a total Carrot Dick!"
"He was waving his Carrot Dick around."
by Minker1 December 1, 2017
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Dick Dizzy

Being Dick Dizzy is when a women is overly submissive to a male partner. Simular to a man being "pussy whipped".
"But I love him!" "Nah you're just dick dizzy."
by Nordic1nomad October 20, 2023
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vacation dick

A dick that is either so large or small, that you can only tolerated for a short period of time.
He had a vacation dick, but it was okay 'cause I knew I was leaving in three days.
by satisfaction_jackson June 16, 2016
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Whiskey dick

Whiskey dick is when you're drunk and can have sex for hours
by An unfunny gaylord October 3, 2022
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