Ass Traveled

When you meet a dude off Grindr, and remember how good his dick felt inside you, so much that it feels like you time travelled back to when you hooked up with them.

Yo, Alex fucked me so good it's like I Ass Traveled back to the night he was beating my guts up!

by TheAssTraveler November 21, 2021

Lame Ass Mf

Somebody who is a Lame Ass Mf. Sometimes they could be Lame asl

Bro this kid is a lame ass mf

by Waylon Jennings November 21, 2021

Id rather sandpaper a wildcats ass

Down south way of saying “fuck that”

Id rather sandpaper a wildcats ass than to take another sip of that shroom tea!

by Southern Pimpin66 October 16, 2019

My ass crack day

sniff yo ass crack in October 20

"yo it's my ass crack day, let me sniff yo ass"

by muíamor October 19, 2019

Grab ass day

Grab any girl ass on October 21

Hey brad are you going to join in on national grab ass day

by Brad76 October 19, 2019

Slap ass day

Go and slap some asses

lets slap some asses today because it’s slap ass day

by Slap ass man October 21, 2019

slab ass

An ultimate fucking retard, especially a retarded farmer who performs acts of incest for a living.

Wow!! James is such a slab ass!! What a total douche, he must fuck his cousin.

by Bunghole Tickler October 21, 2019