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Dick Tick

When his dick taps you in the back while he is sleeping or without his knowledge and follow through.
His dick tick kept me up all night. No satisfaction for me while he snored peacefully.
by We’ve all been there. December 19, 2022
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Dick

A men's pensis
Ay tood what a dick

Todd a men's bottom
by A sexy Aries. Boy December 20, 2022
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Fever Dick

When you contract the flu,COVID or some type of other ailment and one of the symptoms is your genitalia is abnormally hot.
When you hitting them cheeks and she looks back asking if you been sick cause that fever dick
by Dr.dilly December 21, 2022
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Dick eater

A Dickeater is some one who constantly wont hop off your dick they like to dick eat
Janiya Loves being a dick eater she dick eats me all day😐
by truth🤷🏾‍♂️ December 21, 2022
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Dick Eater

Someone who constantly dick eats you
Janiya is a dick eater she loves to dick eat
by truth🤷🏾‍♂️ December 21, 2022
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Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!

As the name suggests, "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!," Is used to describe a holy piece of shit, blessed by a hooker, stuck on a shingle that was shoved up the American President's Dick hole, with the piece of shit still on the shingle.
President: "Hey! Look at my Dick!"

Person 1: "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! There's a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick hole!"

Person 2: "Hey... There is a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick Hole! That's proper word use!"
by 0hsh1t December 25, 2022
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Suck my dick

When said by a woman it can mean

1. fuck off
2. eat her out
3. shes actually has a penis and wants you to suck it
Guy : Damn girl you sure are hot
Girl : suck my dick

This being the scenario where she wants you to fuck off unless said flirtatiously where she would want to be eaten out
by EverySingleWomanEver December 25, 2022
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