Sputtering Ass

To sputter ass means to fart in a loud, crackling fart that goes for long periods of time.

The guy in the stall was sputtering ass so hard, his butthole must be ripped open!

by Antikase February 14, 2024

Dopi ass

Retarded and autistic
Dont go close you Will get autism and brain canser

Tyhmä dopi ass

by Benis muto June 5, 2018

National Grab Ass Day

NATIONAL GRAB ASS DAY

on april 16th, it's national grab ass day.

taken or not, be prepared to get your ass grabbed.you cannot get mad if ur ass is grabbed

by Finesseingurbih101 April 15, 2019

Toxic Ass Parents

Asshole parents who deserve to burn in fucking hell. The embodiment of self loathing/pity. Overall fucking losers who treat their kids as property.
They treat their kids as therapists, and tell their kids bottle up emotion.
They try to justify abuse by saying their kids did something impossibly bad.
Make me want to kick their asses into their own fucking cock.

"We aren't toxic ass parents! We are just realists!" *Child gets shot by parents after they trauma dump them*

by definatelynottrophosko October 7, 2023

Send Ass Day

June 26 Send Ass Day, where girlfriends must send their boyfriends ass pics whenever they ask or want.

"It's Send Ass Day bitch show me them cheeks"

by fetusdeletus01 June 25, 2021

Tex-ass

nickname for an ex from Texas that's an asshole.

My ex is such a Tex-ass when he acts dumb.

by Hannaleelu May 23, 2025

Slap ass day

Fake Holiday that if it was real you would not be able to participate cause you get no bitches.

April 1 is Slap Ass Day.
Person: Hey it's April 1 st!
Person 2: yeh?
Person: it's Slap Ass Day.
Person 2: No it's not it's April fool's Dumbass and anyways you get no bitches

by Ppoorrttiiaa March 31, 2022