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Dirty Pirate Jesus

When a man is receiving oral, and just before he ejaculates, he pulls his member from her throat(or mouth) and nuts in her eye, similar to an Angry Pirate, but then shouts "May the Power of Christ Compel You!" And does the cross hand motions(head, genitals, left then right shoulders) and hits her with the V8 forehead palm-tap, causing her to stumble and fall backwards.
Janice thought she was about to swallow Tom's huge load, but instead found herself in a staredown with Dirty Pirate Jesus as Tom ran off maniacally giggling about "Exercising Hoe Demons"
by Captain Snackpack January 3, 2024
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dirty bibi

The act of rejecting a man, but then due to the passing of time begging to be choked and railed by him on every occasion
by sillyboy:3 January 4, 2024
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Dirty double dipped cream pie

When you go down for oral sex on a woman,and you’re not aware that she has already had somebody ejaculate inside of her earlier that day.
When I went down on my blind date, that is when i realized i was a victim of dirty double dipped cream pie.
by James Gresham January 5, 2024
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Dirty Max

When you say you cousins girlfriend creamed
Adrianna what are you doing?”
“Adrianna creamed!” Dirty Max
by Xen_Lover January 5, 2024
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Dirty Angelya

A Dirty Angelya is when during either love making in the ass or the act of pleasuring each other orally the female loses muscle control and a happy brown accident occurs onto her partner.
Guy: "God dude last night was so foul it was hot, lets just say a Dirty Angelya ended the link"
by hehehehe23 January 5, 2024
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Dirty Valentina

Its when you are having sex and she tries to put a thumb up your ass so you slap her in the face and make her suck on that dirty thumb.
Jessica tried to give me a dirty valentina so I slapped her in the face and made her suck on her thumb like the dumb bitch she is
by vexxxxxxx January 6, 2024
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Dirty Dork

A donut with a hotdog in the middle of it. For consumption of joy.
"Man, for lunch I had a donut with a hotdog in the middle of it."
"Omg Becky, that Weiner is in the middle of that donut!"
"A Dirty Dork is a donut with a hotdog in the middle of it.
by The Jerker January 7, 2024
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