wet mop

The wet over grown pubic hair around a woman's pussy lips.

As she gave me a soapy massage I could feel her wet mop dragging on my lower back

by inandout604 September 6, 2013

Is water wet

It’s not wet

Because... logic

Everest: Is water wet Beacuse I know it’s wet
Me: No you retard it’s not

by Nick3030303 May 31, 2018

wet cabbage

A term describing female genetalia when wet, usually from semen or vaginal discharge. Usually shiney.

"EW, wet cabbage! Nasty!"

by LTE September 8, 2006

wet seal

The act of enhancing the sound of your fart while in the showr by pressing your ass up against the tiles.

This morning I unleashed a monster wet seal.

by Handsome Jeff February 7, 2005

wet fish

Take a paper napkin, roll it up, dip it in water and hit someone in the face with it!!

Me and jack were having a play-fight in the pub and he put a wet fish straight in my ear!!

by Olivia April 15, 2005

Wet Dream

A wet dream is a mixed blended alcoholic drink, in a blender add ice cream, kahlua, and milk. blend until desired consistency. alter amounts based on how many people you are making drinks for.

bartender: What can I get you?
you: I'll have a wet dream

by KingDude June 23, 2010

Wet Breath

Moist breath only certain people get, it's rare not to have it but its basically wet breath.

"EW YOU HAVE WET BREATH"
"what's wet breath?"
"Wet breath"

by donthavewetbreath November 29, 2013