Pube-a-weed

The loose hair that floats away in the fashion of a tumbleweed when a very hairy fellow manscapes. The pubic hair forms a ball and floats away...

John did not clean up after he shaved his pubes and I found his pube-a-weed in my sink! It was so gross!

Mike should never manscape with the window open -- the wind bles his pube-a-weed onto the neighbors balcony.

by G. George V October 12, 2011

Weed raking

scrolling through all your contacts on your phone looking for some who might have any weed

Dude, we were out of weed so we all had to go weed raking to find someone with bud

by thebigcheifa November 3, 2011

weed

is the best drug, it calms you down and makes you feel relaxed.

this weed makes me feel sooo relaxed

by staciegetshigh🍃 October 27, 2023

Weed🍃

it’s a drug that make you feel calm and relaxed 🍃

Weed🍃 makes me feel so relaxed

by staciegetshigh🍃 October 27, 2023

weed

weed makes you feel more relaxed and chill

weed makes me feel so calm

by staciegetshigh🍃 October 27, 2023

dirk weed

A simple yet confusing way to call someone a dick bag

Uncle John is being such a dirk weed

by C u m b u c k et November 3, 2023

The Bluey-weed Paradox

The paradox that results when one smokes or otherwise inhales cannabis then, as a full grown adult, proceeds to watch children shows all the while claiming it is an adult show, despite the show being designed for toddlers.

"My buddy keeps watching Bluey and smoking weed! He's fallen for the Bluey-weed paradox."

by Dr15$ November 12, 2023