Toilet About Face

The uncommon phenomena (predominantly a male occurrence) of standing to go piss but then realizing you have to shit. This occurrence is even more rare when one is seated to shit but upon completion a realization is made that a standing piss is necessary.

"Bro, whut took u soo long?"
"Yo, I thought I just needed to piss but it turned into a toilet about face."

by Oldskooled April 25, 2022

toilet failure

when your toilet starts failing

ayo my toilet is failing come help.
i hate toilet failure

by Jasmine Lucas September 10, 2020

Skibidi Toilet Fetish

A fetish for the small "community" of "people" who love Skibidi toilet and jerk off uncontrollably to a Skibidi toilet, it is unknown whether they love the head, the toilet, or both. It is suggested to stay as Far as possible from these "people"

Normal Person 1: "Hey dude! What are you doing?"
"Person" 2: "I'm jerking OoOff to SkiBidi Toilet..."
Normal Person 1: "WHAT THE FUCK, YOU WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE JERKING OFF TO THAT SHIT!?"
"Person" 2: "his smile is SO.FUCKING.HOOAUUAGHA-HOT"
Mentally stable Therapist 3: *walks in* "You have a Skibidi Toilet Fetish! You sir need to go to Rehabilitation."

by SanityKing December 1, 2023

skibidi toilet

a very horrible tragedy that has destroyed minds

son: i love skibidi toilet
father: this is the end of our bloodline

by SLIGGLE WIGGLE RIGGLE July 27, 2024

Skibidi Toilet

A TV show with a toilet containing a head popping out of it. It has become popular amongst the younger male population.

Skibidi Toilet is so fanum tax and just wants to be your sigma

by Miss Floppy December 11, 2023

Toilet head

At person who typically enjoys their beverages fresh from the shitter. There usually found anyplace that has a toilet or bowl with water in it.

1: Lmao did you see that retard over there!?!.

2: haha yeah, must be a toilet head.

by Ur mum reeks March 2, 2019

Toilet Plunger

The use of a toilet plunger handle as a makeshift dildo

I did the "Toilet Plunger" with Susan last night... she said that made my whole week!

by Direwolf December 16, 2022