Somebody stole my wallet right before I was on my way to steal a car, typical case of front door karma.
by Mclovin0417 February 21, 2019
Get the Front Door Karmamug. The act of getting so frustrated and pissed off you calmly walk up to a door whip your dick out and proceed to slam it in the door.
by SlamingTheDoor101 April 23, 2018
Get the Slaming The Doormug. A code for men. Referring to a heavily used woman; with a stretched and possibly odorous vaginal canal.
Hey bro watch out for Rebecca she is a creaky barn door.
Dude I got laid at the party last night. "Yeah but she's a creaky barn door bro." Ah fuck.
Her legs spread open and you come to the realization that she's a creaky barn door. Shut that door and run like hell.
Dude I got laid at the party last night. "Yeah but she's a creaky barn door bro." Ah fuck.
Her legs spread open and you come to the realization that she's a creaky barn door. Shut that door and run like hell.
by ObviousDailyLingo May 8, 2016
Get the Creaky Barn Doormug. Wdym, it’s a fuckin door, you don’t know what a door is, open, close, lock, unlock, what’s so hard to understand about a fucking door?
by Milk Bals January 24, 2022
Get the Doormug. by Name stain August 10, 2024
Get the back door breezemug. 
