Cookie Monster Drunk

When one gets so drunk that they end up with cookie monster eyes.
Amir got Cookie Monster Drunk at the house party in Nash Vegas after having more than a few John Dalys.
by DrunkWolverine November 02, 2010
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Knobley Road Monster

A purported Big Foot like creature but much shorter. Makes indiscernible noises and mumblings residing in the Hills of Mineral County, WV. Known to steal frozen chicken patties out of peoples freezers.
Benni: I was in Keyser yesterday and heard numerous mumblings and indiscernible voices coming from the woods. Nothing could be translated from voice to text.
Grégoire: I’ve been told it’s the Knobley Road Monster, a small fury monster that’s half monkey half midget man. I’ve heard the mumblings and indiscernible voices are from when it’s gnawing on frozen chicken patties that it’s stolen from local folks meat freezers.
by Esterlino Dorado January 25, 2022
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Knobley Road Monster

A purported Big Foot like creature but much shorter. Makes indiscernible noises and mumblings residing in the Hills of Mineral County, WV. Known to steal frozen chicken patties out of peoples freezers.
Benni: I was in Keyser yesterday and heard numerous mumblings and indiscernible voices coming from the woods. Nothing could be translated from voice to text.
Grégoire: I’ve been told it’s the Knobley Road Monster, a small fury monster that’s half monkey half midget man. I’ve heard the mumblings and indiscernible voices are from when it’s gnawing on frozen chicken patties that it’s stolen from local folks meat freezers.
by Esterlino Dorado January 25, 2022
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Southern monster truck

A southern monster truck is when a morbidly obese woman gives you sloppy road head
S: dude Josh is getting a southern monster truck in that jeep wrangler

T: ew, hopefully he’s drunk
by Youngbuck420 April 27, 2023
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Southern monster truck

A heavy set woman giving you road head.
S:Last night I heard Josh got a southern monster truck

W:ew
by Youngbuck420 April 26, 2023
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Swamp monster pussy

When her pussy is soo rank and soo bad it rots your dick off. Just like a swamp monster.
"You here about that girl in Clarksville?"

She got that real swamp monster pussy.
by 3rd gen July 09, 2021
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Vurping the tickle monster

Vurping is a verb that is a combination of vomiting while you are burping.

The tickle monster is poopy poop head who craps in little kids happy meals and hides in straw and soap dispensers.

Vurping the tickle monster is the action of using the air from the burp to projectile your vomit because he craped in your happy meal and ruined the toy. 😡
Person 1: hey have you ever seen the tickle monster

Person 2: yeah I vurped the tickle monster last night because he crapped in my kids happy meal

Person 1: dang, that sounds rough I hate Vurping the tickle monster

Person 2: yeah hes a big fat L and skill issue
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