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king robinson

A little boy walks into a whore house with a $100 bill and a dead frog. He goes to the pimp and asks for the ho with the most venerial diseases. The pimp is surprised but gives the boy his ho. After the boy does his deed, the pimp asks why he wanted the ho with all the venerial diseases. The boy answers: When I go home, I will get a babysitter while my parents go out to eat and I'll fuck her. When my parents get home, my dad will drive the sitter home and screw her in the car. Tonight, my parents will fuck. Tomorrow, after my dad leaves for work, my mom will do the mailman, AND THAT THE SON Of A BITCH WHO RAN OVER MY FROG!!

-King Robinson 2015
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by Butterbooh October 14, 2015
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Crimson king

The 2nd God of Stephen kings verse or dark tower born from the crimson queen who's true form isn't shown we have only seen avatars that he uses to interact with the tower
He's also theorized to be Pennywise but it's only a theory
All hail the crimson king
God of discordia
by The one who solos May 17, 2022
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King JJ

A person who’s tall but can’t even dunk, garbage waves, and the drip of a homeless.
P1: Yo that guy over theres mad tall but can’t dunk, damn his waves garbage too.
P2: I think that’s King JJ
by YungBubbleBass May 21, 2019
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marita king

Just pure intelligence and sexiness, a hard worker and food addict. Thank you.
Wow, I wish I was Marita King.
by ChefBoyarita May 6, 2018
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Burger King

A fast food restaurant that is known for its famous King and that one meme that sucks ass about its Foot Lettuce.
Guy: Hey lets go to Burger King.
Dude: Ok.

Guy: Look, Burger King foot lettuce!
Dude: Bruh I don't care.
by DudeBro54 March 5, 2021
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isaac king

Is a very stupid person who likes to sing inaprioite songs all the time and point to teachers saying it's the first time for you
by Amyysyyyyyxxxx May 24, 2017
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Burger King

A good and cheap fast food chain that you should actually be going to,
You wanna know why Burger King is good? It's cheap.
by OoftheDoof! October 14, 2019
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