A fucking sexy person, Huge dick and an amazing lover. Raul is a weak ass, bitch ass name. Jordan's rule.
by originalusernameilovejordan February 11, 2018
Get the Jordanmug. 1) The Holy River in which Jesus was Baptized.
2) A fiery but kind soul. He has the best smile and the purest blue eyes. He loves fiercely until you push him past his threshold. Then he tears you to pieces like a ravenous wolf, and leaves you in his wake.
2) A fiery but kind soul. He has the best smile and the purest blue eyes. He loves fiercely until you push him past his threshold. Then he tears you to pieces like a ravenous wolf, and leaves you in his wake.
Them: What happened between you and Jordan?
Me: Jordan pulled a Mr. Darcy. I waited in the sunrise, but he never came back for me, across the dewey sun-laden field in the morning.
Me: Jordan pulled a Mr. Darcy. I waited in the sunrise, but he never came back for me, across the dewey sun-laden field in the morning.
by The one girl who died May 2, 2022
Get the Jordanmug. Bob - I don't feel like I have time for Christianity... I'm too busy partying all day.
Jordan - Sounds like Jordanism is for you... our church is a nightclub anyways.
Bob - Sign me up!
Jordan - Sounds like Jordanism is for you... our church is a nightclub anyways.
Bob - Sign me up!
by JordanGoneWild January 22, 2020
Get the Jordanismmug. A seggsy biracial teen on the CW show All American. He's the twin brother of Olivia Baker and is portrayed by Michael Evans Behling. Did I mention he's super seggsy.
by scroogemcduckswife November 22, 2021
Get the Jordan Bakermug. by 100% ediatt June 3, 2020
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan is a jew
by A real life Noah July 28, 2025
Get the Jordanmug. 