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towel bar

towel bar, v. - The process of purchasing or acquiring goods, unboxing, yeeting the accessories, and placing the object in the direct path of installers without any proximity to actual installation time.
The homeowner is towel barring again; he bought all of the glassware for a bar that's not even built and put it "on the shelves," which are unpacked and disassembled on the floor that's not grouted yet.
by glizzyholm September 23, 2022
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bar thirty

Closing time, based on the fact that bars close at 2:30 am in Portland, OR.
It's almost Bar thirty, let's get out of here. Closing time Portland, OR
by Xxander420 January 28, 2017
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Walking gay bar

A very stereotypical gay person. Usually used when that person is being flirty with their significant other.
*two girls are holding hands*
Friend of couple- "Get over here you adorable walking gay bars!"
by Sup_mate December 13, 2016
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Bar Sloth

A bar sloth is a female who hangs on the men who want no part of it. Really a creature of opportunity!
“That creature, Noel was being a complete bar sloth last night.”
by TheBigSnake June 4, 2022
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dime bar pie

When one shags a girl in the anus when she has dihorea and spunks in her ass and sucks it out with a straw
Just like feltching but dime bar pie is mixed with poo
by spunk monkey1992 February 3, 2014
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T-bar hyge

The best fucking breed of hyge available.
"Hey man I just purchased a fiddy of T-bar Hyge where the fuck is the bong at?"
by Hanus August 9, 2007
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Mini bar

A dude with a micro penis who charges the same as a male escort with experience but who never lets u see by using date rape drugs behind closed doors , until u wake up in a room missing ur credit cards and feeling more horny and malnourished than before u fell asleep.
Definition: mini bar (Microsoft’s running apple) a product available for a third of the price on the street just the situation ur in forces you to pay for the mini bar service instead of walking somewhere.
by Cluttered mutt February 24, 2022
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