Russian breakfast

A Russian breakfast consists of milk and a snickers bar (or any chocolate bar of choice)
Russian and Ukrainian forced on the front line don't have much food or rations, so they resort to drinking milk with snickers bars to help sustain them in the trenches

Hey man, what you got there?

It's a Russian breakfast, milk and snickers to help sustain my stomach through this mornings lab

by Random-Bloke October 17, 2025

Russian Creaming

When a blonde hair blue eyed person with a tight asshole cream pies someone else’s asshole

Dude he was Russian creaming her 7 times last night!

by Sebastian Tony August 12, 2023

Russian Fudge

This is when the guy sticks his schlong in the girl's butt and then pulls out and screams "I love Vladimir Putin!"

Damn girl, your butthole is so tight I wanna russian fudge tonight!

by lover6969& April 15, 2020

The Russian Race

We are Babylonian but blind, blond, red haired. Better said subrace.

Eastern European countries not South.

Hungary and sometimes if you just born that way from one parent or random.

The Russian Race is pissed off!

by Gonzalo555777 March 1, 2025

Russian success

When a person or system reports a successful completion of a task which has not actually been completed successfully.

A reflection on the Russian military reporting very minor advances (which were in fact failures) as great successes.

The system is not reporting failed backups as failures. They are Russian successes.

by Cam.Parsons February 11, 2024

Russian Dunk

Where you rub your bare testicals in a circular motion across someones face without their consent.

Me: "Hold him down i'm about to do a Russian Dunk."
Him: "What!!!"

by Graydol April 1, 2024

Russian Crab Trap

The act of slapping your crab infested cock across someone’s face. While at the same time blowing a large load of jizz across their face and hair. The impact dislodging some of the crabs only to be trapped in the jizz.

Sarah: Did you see Katie’s hair?
Megan: Yeah she looks like she got a Russian Crab Trap last night.
Sarah: All the cum explains her split ends

by FuckJakeFromStateFarm February 19, 2020