IBM Thinkpad

A really shitty laptop produced in the 1990's. Usually only compatible with DOS and Internet Explorer 5, some people miraculously still use it today.

In general, its the definition of a shitty computer.

Guy 1: Man my computer is a piece of shit, takes 10 minutes to open my email.
Guy 2: Can't be as bad as an IBM Thinkpad
Guy 1: True that

by This is not my real name >.> March 13, 2011

Thanksgiving

Dressing your girlfriend in an Indian costume, then shoving stuffing up her ass and then beating the shit outta her.

I just went Thanksgiving on that bitch!

by TurkeyPunchin' November 3, 2009

Critical thinking

Standard excuse conspiracy theorists to deny a poltical or global situation. Ironically they call other people sheeple, when they blindly follow a random person on YouTube and receives all his information from his YouTube channel full of unsubstantiated claims rather than researching on scientific research.

"I'm going to stay at home and protect Mt friends and family from Coronavirus"

"Why? Coronavirus has a 99% survival rate; do some critical thinking.

"It's not just about the people who passed due to the virus, but it's also about the people who received complications subsequent to contracting the virus. It's like POTS Syndrome symptoms, only 10 times worse. Some people have even been paralysed or lost the ability to walk efficiently, thus having to use crutches or a wheelchair".

"Shut up you dumb sheeple"

by UltimateDoge April 17, 2021

thank you

What to say when y’are in a pickle with some one (from those one commercials..)

Girl-"Why are you so mean some times?!?"

Guy-"Umm..Thank you?"

Girl-"Wow, Greg...You've never said that to me before!!!"*big elated smile here*

by Victor Van Styn December 28, 2005

thanksgiving turkey

When you jam stuffing into a womans vagina and then spit roast her.

Hey lets give that bitch a thanksgiving turkey!

by GUY091 September 5, 2006

Thanksgiving Sandwich Smash

A holiday version of the Portuguese Breakfast, sort of. When a male fills a female's vagina with stuffing and cranberry sauce. The male then inserts his penis, and rams the female very hard, as to smash the stuffing and the cranberry sauce into a mess. The female then lets the contents drip from her vagina.

Lawrence gave Morgan the ol' Thanksgiving Sandwich Smash over the break, according to anonymous sources

by miley cyrus is stupid December 1, 2010

thinkshesblackbutreallyisegyptianandinnowayblack

thinks he's black but really is egyptian and in no way black.

see yanni

by u wish u knew January 28, 2004