Toilet Triathlon

When you piss, shit, and puke all in the same trip to the bathroom.

Man that gas station sushi has me running a toilet triathlon last night.

by Bruhmaster42069 February 11, 2021

Flush the toilet

Sex position. When you hold someone’s nose, forcing them to take a breath and swallow whatever you have forced into their mouth. Typically used in water sports or bukkake porn

“We had to flush the toilet on that twink we invited over last night”

by SweetPotatoW February 20, 2021

toilet-ridden

Someone who can’t stay off the toilet

Hey man, I was toilet-ridden from that delicious meal I ate with my dad last night💩

by cdeeznutz March 7, 2021

toilet sandwich

A delish AF sandwich made in a gas station deli in close proximity to a toilet thats usually right at the end of the sandwich board.

Dang my bro lady gonna go up down over to the SUNOCO and grab on me one of them beef injected TOILET SANDWICHES... hungry AF

by Eljer Tippy March 12, 2021

Toilet Paper

The upmost highest respect

John: dude you’re toilet paper

Steve: Ah thanks dude

by Bananaphanana March 15, 2021

Pull up with a toilet

To pull up with a toilet means to fight someone one on one, to say “Pull up with a plunger” means to jump someone or fight in a group

Man, ima pull up with a toilet on his ass

by AsuraPatel March 21, 2021

Toilet Squad

A toilet big enough to fit 4 people enough to share a shitter for once.

Person 1 YOU HAVE AN OVAL TOILET!
Person 2 I gotta shit. Wanna join?
Person 1 Sure absolutely!

Person 3 Damn my stomach is turning too ill join the Toilet Squad
Person 4 done took a laxative

by Dankdab2020 April 1, 2021