ham before banned

Becoming intoxicated before college marching band practice

Joker: Lets go ham before banned

by Sandals1384 September 21, 2012

Ham Burger

A ham burger, distinct from a hamburger, is a sandwich made with sliced ham and a hamburger bun. It commonly is served with condiments such as mayonnaise, mustard, relish, and pickles.

I’m out of ground beef but I have plenty of ham and hamburger buns. Guess it’s ham burgers again for dinner.

by Tyrannosaurus Tex Mex April 29, 2025

HAM Rub

A "HAM Rub" is a more accurate definition for a "Blow Job." Describes fellatio as "Hand And Mouth" rubbing... as there is (generally) no real "blowing" involved.

My husband was hard all day, after I promised him a HAM Rub for our anniversary celebration.

by jillydoo October 07, 2014

ham-bagger

One who prolongs, procrastinates, puts off, or otherwise shirks responsibility.

“Did Dustin do the dishes?”

“That ham-bagger? He never does the dishes!”

by Slie August 01, 2024

Ham Shack

Also known as a "Bologna Bungalo", It is a shed or shack mainly used for Sexual acts with ones self.

Person 1: You going out tonight?
Person 2: No, I need to get in my Ham Shack and get rubbed down.

by Con-Queef-Tador January 25, 2023

claude van ham

Beyond going ham. The epitome of an ass beating.

I got 108 kills and only died 4 times. I went Claude van ham on those bitches!

by CHARLIEx5CENE December 24, 2011

Rummaging the ham

fingering or performing oral on the loose flaps of a roastie's labia. may also refer to giving oral to a fat chick

"dude you know your girlfriend is a roastie right?
"You've been rummaging the ham haven't you?

by NoloveDeepweb August 27, 2017