Patrick

some type of ginger dude whos 6'8 and could probably beat your sorry ass at an origami duel

Girl: Who's that?

Patrick: I'm the man of your dreams ;)

*Proceeds to make girl an origami platypus*

by Asimpforgingers December 16, 2020

Patricia

CARTWHEEL GIRL ASF LIKE FR- but she’s a really good friend and we don’t deserve her at all. :P ALSO A HARRY POTTER ADDICT LOL-

Patricia loves carthweels

by jaeminslvr December 22, 2020

Patrick

The fat pink dude in your childhood 😂

Your even bigger than Patrick

by Meganas122 December 23, 2020

Patriot

As of 2016, the word patriot in the United States has come to mean SEDITIONIST or TERRORIST.

“We did break down Nancy Pelosi’s office door, and somebody stole her gavel, and took a picture sittin’ in the chair flipping off the camera, and that was on Fox News, and uh, Patriots got down on the floor and were sitting in the house members and senators chairs…”

by RubyBK January 7, 2021

Patrick Swayzeed

When your dead ghost brother punches you in the mouth because you’re popping pills even though you said you’re gonna be sober

Dude, you just Patrick Swayzeed me.

by Nate’s Bitch February 23, 2021

patrick opiola

The human embodiment of solid gold and pure light. A generator of positive energy that we are all lucky enough to share time and space with.

We could all benefit from trying to emulate Patrick Opiola.

by Epōdōs February 27, 2021

Patrick

A Patrick is a retired person who complains about the jonagolds not being in stock.
A Patrick is the male version of a Karen.

He can't smell if there are any jonagolds in the store, that is one of their biggest weaknesses.

If the drama is over he continues by talking to himself to boost his confidence.

The characteristics of a Patrick is someone who is above fifty, retired, doesn't have any kids, is bald, wears glasses and only talks about how hard their childhood was.

Why are there so many Patricks in this Aldi?
-THE JONAGOLDS ARE OUT OF STOCK!! CODE RED

by SuppressedOdin January 19, 2021