Punch Jake Paul

Yo Momma: What do want to do when you grow up?\

Kid: I wanna punch Jake Paul!
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Punch a microwave day

Do you ever feel like you want to punch a microwave? well today is (probably not) the day! On Dec 19th, you can punch a microwave!
I want to participate in Punch a microwave day
by Speegey December 19, 2021
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Pony Punching Bag

In doggy-style, make sure your girl has her hair up. Then, repeatedly punch the back of her head while holding her ponytail. Like a punching bag.
“Yeah last night I got a little too rough with my girl doing Pony Punching Bag, had to call an ambulance…”
by PPBEnjoyer December 15, 2021
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Hot Cinnamon Punch

When you load up a mouthful of Atomic Fireball cinnamon candy and proceed to tongue punch your old lady’s fartbox for a delightfully, fiery analingus experience.
Roger gave me the the hot cinnamon punch last night. I may have first degree burns.

She wanted me to eat her ass. She wasn’t expecting the hot cinnamon punch. She was jumping like a one legged mule.
by Eaton Holgoode November 14, 2018
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Punch Someones Gut

To punch someones gut is to bug the shit out of them, repeat yourself hoping that the persons next answer will be different from the first one, Be that shady annoying person that is never around but when they are they act like they know whats up, clearly unliked if not just for that moment but at all. The name for this type of person is a Gut puncher
"Wow Dont you love how that kid always has to Punch Someones Gut" "Ya i know lets kick that little Gut punchers ass!"
by collins,jacob June 12, 2008
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A term used to describe the means of female masturbation.
Ohh I was peeping on Megan again and caught her punching the mayonnaise container.
by DonkeyPecker November 03, 2020
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