Post-Traumatic Slack Disorder (PTSD)

A chronic condition caused by repeated incidents of Slack Shaming, excessive @channel pings, or being publicly corrected in front of your digital peers. Symptoms include fear of typing in any channel, cold sweats before hitting "send," overuse of drafts, and the haunting sound of the Slack notification plink in your nightmares.

Ever since I posted that meme in #finance instead of #fun-stuff, I’ve had Post-Traumatic Slack Disorder (PTSD). I triple-check every channel now and haven’t used @here in 6 months

by Jellogod May 7, 2025

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Give a girl a hoodie day pt2

The make up of not doing give a girl a hoodie day the first time this day is November 6th

Yea I hope this works Give a girl a hoodie day pt2

by Not Monto November 5, 2019

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Post Traumatic ID.me Disorder (PTIDMED)

A subset of PTSD that directly affects former employees of ID.me.

Symptoms Include:

-Desire to burn down "The Establishment"
-Compulsion to read Glassdoor and continually edit your review "so that others understand"
-Reluctance to find a new job
-Feeling triggered even more than usual when someone asks for your ID
-Overall increase in destructive behavior

Wow! my Post Traumatic ID.me Disorder (PTIDMED) has really been acting up lately. I found myself yelling at the cashier at my local bodega when she asked to see my ID when checking out with my 6 pack.

by PalindromeHannaH May 2, 2023

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