P.T.F.D. 

A disorder in which a person has difficulty recovering after experiencing or witnessing a firefighter steal your girl.

Steve is now suffering from P.T.F.D. after he came home and found his wife in bed with a firefighter

P.T.F.D. by Steve Steve Steve September 9, 2018

P.T.F.D. 

A disorder in which a person has difficulty recovering after experiencing or witnessing a firefighter steal your girl.

Steve is now suffering from P.T.F.D. after he came home and found his wife in bed with a firefighter

P.T.F.D. by Steve Steve Steve September 9, 2018

E.M.P.T.I.C.O.Y.F.D 

eat my pussy till i cum on your face daddy

Hey (insert name) E.M.P.T.I.C.O.Y.F.D.

E.M.P.T.I.C.O.Y.F.D by ssggrdggttr July 17, 2019

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q 

THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!

Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q by RANDOMPERSON22345 January 7, 2022

E.M.P.F.T.B.D 

Eat. My. Pussy. From. The. Back. Daddy

When I get home I want you to E.M.P.F.T.B.D

E.M.P.F.T.B.D by J TopDogg May 27, 2021

D.T.F.L.P.P

Down To Fuck Like Puking Pitbulls.

It's a reference to a gif on the internet with two pitbulls fucking until one pukes and starts to eat it, saying that you are indeed interested in getting down and fucking like puking pitbulls.

"That girl seems pretty D.T.F.L.P.P I'm really interested"

D.T.F.L.P.P by fornk May 24, 2014

P.D.F.F.T.B.O.M.H.I.A.T.I.L.W.T.H.T.S.I.Y 

Nagito’s love confession basically-

“Please don’t forget, from the bottom of my heart, i am truly in love with the hope that sleeps inside you.”

she texted me “I love you” and I was like P.D.F.F.T.B.O.M.H.I.A.T.I.L.W.T.H.T.S.I.Y.

“wow, that’s so romantic.”

P.D.F.F.T.B.O.M.H.I.A.T.I.L.W.T.H.T.S.I.Y by moonisaweeb May 21, 2022