Mash-Potatoing

V. Mash-Potatoing is the process of slamming a semi flacid boner, a.k.a. chub, into the lips of a vagina but not actually entering the vagina.

Billy: yeah i couldnt get it in her cuz i wasnt fully hard but we were still goin at it.

Craig: she was mash-potatoing your dick?

by craiggetshispooholelicked June 24, 2010

baby potatoes

Sucking on an Asian mans balls

baby potatoes

by Jack Styles February 14, 2015

Peeling Potatoes

A |white boi| with braces sucks the living shit out of someones dick and scrapes his skin off.

My son got caught peeling potatoes

by Bot666 December 19, 2019

Potato Pipe

When everything else fails... Grab a potato, a screwdriver, a tooth pick, and some tin foil!!

Cut some holes, and smoke out of it!!

Joe: Hey bro hand me the swisher!
Jon: Dude this thing fucking sucks!
Joe: Ah hell go get me a potato!!
Jon: Why?!
Joe: To make a fucking potato pipe!!!

by Toothless Joe December 21, 2010

potato theorist

A small group of people who beleive that many famous literary works from history are entirely based on the authors feelings towards potatos

#potamlet is the way potato theorist say the name "hamlet"

by tubbs kalevra December 16, 2014

naked potato

The act of putting a Mr.Potato head in ones vagina.

She couldn't find her dildo so she decided to do a naked potato.

by Jevan53 March 7, 2014

Soggy potato

When someone isn't good at having sex. Aka, they orgasm way too early.

Sam: "how was Freddy last night?"
Cole: "Ugh freddy is such a soggy potato."

by fishticks August 8, 2017